If they chose to do that (even though we all know they won't), they actually do have a deus ex machina in place for just such an occasion -

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Solo was OK.

But **** L3. She wasn't even funny.

yeah, yeah, yeah

Preach, friend.

She was horrible. I cheered in the theater when she was shot.

It is a darn shame too because Solo, outside of L3, was good.

The SJW droid was obvious and annoying, and definitely the worst thing about the movie. But at least it had a useful function in the story - the mission to retrieve the fuel would have failed had it not released the other droids and slaves. And of course releasing slaves isn't a bad thing, especially when it creates a useful diversion. But this could have easily been done without all the preachy crap, or implying that the suavest character in Star Wars history ****s appliances.

Compared to Jar Jar Finn and his ugly lump of shit sidekick though, L3 was a superstar.

Yeah, that is what drive me crazy was the blatant, shovel over the head preaching. What happened to subtlety? And the whole Lando loves droids was utter stupidity. The conversation between L3 and Qira was embarrassing.

Finn and Rose were terrible. I liked Finn in VII, he was entertaining and enjoyable. But his character got sacrificed in VIII to be Rose's patsy.

o...k? Dynamite drop in, Monty.

I liked Solo well enough. But it's easily my least favorite of the new Disney Star Wars films. It has a lot of issues, though.

Plus, everything Finn did in VIII was dumb. Even dumber than what everybody else did, which is saying something. His entire mission was pointless, stupid, and ended up getting people killed. He should have been spaced the second he returned.

Somebody earlier in the thread said that every time they think about VIII they hate it just a little bit more. I'm definitely in that camp. Hell, it may actually be worse than Phantom Menace. And if IX ends up being more of the same, that might actually become the first Star Wars movie that I don't see in the theaters, because I'll have to hear good things from people, and I mean actual real people, before I drop coin on it. There was a time when I would have never felt that way, and that's sad. It has become clear that critic consensus and even RT audience scores are no longer reliable.

I wonder what the going rate is for a critic to write a positive review of some dogshit Disney movie? :shake:

I thought the movie was pretty good, and I liked it better than the Last Jedi. I think the reviews on this were a little too harsh for whatever reason.

You're a wonder.

How it should have been:


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