You yelling is not helping his head, he obviously needs a big greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

Too much shit to do prohibits Sunday Funday

Coming down from my boozer today. I was chugging Loose Cannon and DFH 90 Min IPAs. I damn near kicked a kids ass for trying to steal my son's bike. What a day!

Oh, it's Sunday. I have to get to work and earn my family's pizza night next Friday. I get it. ****ers. Booshit!!! :D

Lol didn't do the dog hair thing just finally got out of bed and walked to quiktrip for a donut. Getting old sucks!

It's 3 AM and someone made a golf board on tv turning the time between shots into a race
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uplo...olfboard07.jpg

Took an old friends little sister home last night, lost my keys and phone. Had to walk the girl back to my truck in the rain. Decided we're at the bar.....let's have a bloody mary! Drunk by noon and rolling in the sheets again by 1:00. Still haven't found my phone or keys and I'm developing a hangover.

Isn't that illegal ?

Which part? We walked back to the house. I'm going to get my truck tomorrow.

Welp, I'm there.

OMG, I can't believe the time of this post:eek:








:D

Feels good not being hungover on a Sunday for the first time in a month

Slay any hood rats billay?

I got a gf bruh hence the reason I was sober this weekend LMAO

She sounds boring.

Ditch her.