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Phobia 01-28-2008 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
This is why I'm single. I don't do well with the whole cohabitate thing.
Sometimes it's a challenge but it's all about compromise. Compromise means that you do what she tells you to do without complaining. It works pretty well around here.

Hammock Parties 01-28-2008 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm really creeped out now. I think you just posted that I'm at least an "8".
No, DaKCMan AP is probably an 8, maybe a 9. You're not close.

Buck 01-28-2008 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Go to a Brown Bag Parties website. They have things that lok like women's moths for men. It's hilarious.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Simplex3 01-28-2008 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 2cansam
satisfaction rate would need to be A LOT higher for someone to go cutting on me.
Hey, has anyone welcomed this n00b yet? ---^

Hammock Parties 01-28-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 2cansam
satisfaction rate would need to be A LOT higher for someone to go cutting on me.
Liposuction of the pubic area is also a method. That sounds pretty safe.

Buck 01-28-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Hey, has anyone welcomed this n00b yet? ---^
Not yet.

Hammock Parties 01-28-2008 11:33 PM
OR, you can install a robocock:

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Inflatable implants

A further method is to replace the two corpora cavernosa with inflatable penile implants. This is performed primarily as a therapeutic surgery for men suffering from complete impotence; an implanted pump in the groin or scrotum can be manipulated by hand to fill these cylinders from an implanted reservoir in order to achieve an erection. The replacement cylinders are normally sized to be direct replacements for the corpus cavernosa, but larger ones can be implanted.

One advantage to this surgery is that an erection can be created whenever desired, for as long as is desired and as firm as desired. The major negative to it is that this surgical procedure can never be reversed.

Phobia 01-28-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
I'd say 9.
It's my package, isn't it?

TinyEvel 01-28-2008 11:34 PM
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Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any worse!

2cansam 01-28-2008 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Liposuction of the pubic area is also a method. That sounds pretty safe.
why in the hell would you do that?

Simplex3 01-28-2008 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Cro
Not yet.
Which one of you pussies is going to be the welcome wagon? We all know I'm not qualified.

Phobia 01-28-2008 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
No, DaKCMan AP is probably an 8, maybe a 9. You're not close.
I think I'm gonna just go with the female rating. Thanks for your admiration though. If you'd like, I'll send you a laminated, autographed full body shot of myself.

Hammock Parties 01-28-2008 11:35 PM
WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW

luv 01-28-2008 11:35 PM
https://www.brownbagparty.com/viewim...1852040820.jpg

keg in kc 01-28-2008 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
Sometimes it's a challenge but it's all about compromise. Compromise means that you do what she tells you to do without complaining. It works pretty well around here.
Yeah, that's what's ended my last two attempts. I realize that I'd rather be playing video games or watching TV than doing anything with or involving my SO and that's the end of it.

I don't do compromise so well.


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