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Phobia 01-28-2008 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Are you in the doghouse again or is she reading over your shoulder?
Nah. I was yesterday but a sincere apology or at least one that sounds sincere to her usually lands me back into her good graces quickly. It's one of the best things about her.... when I screw something up, she's forgiving.

Simplex3 01-28-2008 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Do those really work?

A, ah, friend wants to know.
If they worked every man in America would need a third leg sewn into their pants after age 15.

luv 01-28-2008 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Cro
Getting back to Kirstie Tynes for a second, one thing synonymous with her name is Penis Pumps.

http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/epheme...mages/pump.jpg

/Thread Killer
Call me naive (cuz I am), but WTF?

keg in kc 01-28-2008 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
If they worked every man in America would need a third leg sewn into their pants after age 15.
Point there.

Simplex3 01-28-2008 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Anyone ever used a cock pump?
That's not a nice thing to call your sister.

keg in kc 01-28-2008 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
Nah. I was yesterday but a sincere apology or at least one that sounds sincere to her usually lands me back into her good graces quickly. It's one of the best things about her.... when I screw something up, she's forgiving.
Didn't we tell you that the "I swear, the kid must've ordered that porn flick, she's just crazy with that remote" excuse would only work ones...

Hammock Parties 01-28-2008 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
If they worked every man in America would need a third leg sewn into their pants after age 15.
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Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) and cause permanent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction.

keg in kc 01-28-2008 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
That's not a nice thing to call your sister.
Hey, lay off the sperm magnet's brother.

2cansam 01-28-2008 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Call me naive (cuz I am), but WTF?
i wasn't going to ask but since you did...yeah...i don't get that one??

The Franchise 01-28-2008 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
CP baseball cap.
Picture?

Phobia 01-28-2008 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Do those really work?

A, ah, friend wants to know.
My pediatrician swore by them.

Buck 01-28-2008 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Call me naive (cuz I am), but WTF?
Its called a penis pump, and it supposedly makes your penis bigger.

keg in kc 01-28-2008 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
My pediatrician swore by them.
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

2cansam 01-28-2008 11:27 PM


did you copy that from the box?? :doh!:

TinyEvel 01-28-2008 11:27 PM
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Picture?

like in this pic?


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