o:-)

ROFL You wish!!!

You should put some broccoli florets in there for color :drool:

why is it when you are trying to watch an episode of baywatch your mom comes in and then you have to roll over hurting your dick while you are trying to change to espn

I have the same problem with Family Guy, except it doesn't involve my dick.

sounds good

lmao

Your mom stays up this late?

yeah my nephew is trying to sleep he is like 1 then i drive from kc to st joe in a flippin blizzard just so i can watch napolean dynimate on a big screen and get some quiet time. Thats my store for tonight

I loved that movie.

yeah i laugh my ass off everytime. I haven't actually seen it for a year. I am going to watch it then maybe 40 old virgin tomorrow. I am going through the dvd collection watching the old ones i never watched.

I own 40 year old virgin, and I've yet to watch it all the way through. Every time I try, someone calls or comes by. I'll have to try again this weekend.

get a lock. best investment i ever made

Feeling lonely?

my dick gets so hard it breaks every single one i own. Especially when hasselhoff starts running