Yeah Clayton Wendler the 30 something year old virgin knows everything.

This isn't about me, son. Stop deflecting.

Why are you frustrated with women?

Because I take your advice and they are illogical

Welp, I got called out on facebook for having a Tinder account. That was embarrassing.

Sweet "friends" ya got there, brosephine.

It was a girl asking why I didn't swipe right on her account because she apparently swiped right on mine.

Everyone tells me to stay away from the dating sites. I tell them to set me up with someone. "Oh, no. I can't do that. I don't want you to hold me responsible if it doesn't work out." Then quit telling me what the **** to do.

This is only slightly more annoying than those who act really happy for you while you're seeing someone, and then tell you that they noticed red flags AFTER you break up.

What's the most annoying thing? It's the same damn people that do both.

What happened to that guy you were dating?

Dated a couple of guys this summer. Didn't work out.

If you two were not such dorks you probably wouldn't be virgins.

Here is some advice. Stop trying to figure out "chicks". It will never happen. And if you actually DID somehow figure them out, you still wouldn't get laid because you're a ****ing dork.

What's the secret? Devote your efforts to figuring out how not to be a dork, and the pussy will just flow naturally.

Back in the old days, if you had a guitar and could play and sing the first half of "Stairway To Heaven", you couldn't keep the pussy off of you.

I don't know if "chicks" dig musicians anymore, but what the heck? Forget about all the weirdo shit and learn how to play guitar.

Dinny

I've got a hot date tonight with this gal I've had a crush on for like 3 years.

Giddy

Was probably asking about the best boyfriend ever. Turn out to be a phony?

Yeah, that's on you.

So how did you finally make your move?

LMAO