ROFL DO IT!

Also, do I have to keep Hootie's name?


Additionally, I'll auction it off for draft picks if I can change it. :)

Once you accept the invite, you can change everything related to your team.

Good luck expunging the smell of piss and cheap beer, though.

12. DaKCManAP

He's the new Hootie now that Hootie is gone. Misses drafts for dumbshit reasons like vacations or fishing trips. Thinks he's really awesome. He probably has a lot of "unique" ideas about FF and drafting teams, too. Maybe it's not start 2 QBs, but it could be just as dumb, like overvalued PPR or allowing kick returners to get points for return yards. Not saying he believes those things, mind you. Just... look out. Watch your backs.

Pros: Frazod fat joke

Cons: Can be insufferable when the Florida Gators are good at stuff, even if it's Women's Jai Alai

Outlook for 2013-2014: If he drafts his own team, probably 7th place. If not, he'll be the worst. Again.

Brb. These pizzas won't deliver themselves

Please finish up the vote for draft notice, ladies, lest we're subjected to SNR's ratings.

Only people who are in the bottom 5 are "subjected" to my ratings.

People like you, Deez. People like you.

I bet a suburban-dwelling pillowbitergot like yourself uses a gas grill because he likes the taste of propane.

I live in downtown Madison, WI.

Pssh. Suburban my ass.

Keep this shit in DC, Obama.

Team Boxxy.

So are we.... randomizing the order at the last second? Pre-determining it?

Still waiting for votes from DJ, Detoxing and ChiefsCountry.

Rock the vote, people. Let's finalize this thing.