ROFL

Gosh I love your innocence.



I could not figure out how to get the 2015 roster updated to the game. I had to reach out to Mals himself to get it straightened out, which took a whopping 10 minutes.


Mals wanted you guys to have an update. I miss Mals.

I hate you.

This is bullshit. They let sandy cheeks and tigerbob roam around but Mals is banned

Mals/GoChiefs has a long history of getting banned. He was young and pretty immature when he first came here. He got himself banned several times. Finally, it seemed he had matured and learned his lesson and he was allowed to stay. Lately, he had been back to his old ways. I guess some guys never learn.

Free Mals! This is easily the best thread on this board. There is still a 3 year old donkey dick sucking thread on the front page for crying out loud.

Oh no! He has a different opinion. Kill the man!

Sandy Cheeks is allowed to stay because he's permanently attached to Alex's sack.

Maybe just allow Mals in this thread or something

I would start a thread demanding Malsies return but I don't have thread starting privileges LMAO

Someone step up and do it

Sent Gonzo a PM about it.

I could live with that...or make him eat a big old juicy bug to return

Mals, Mals.....we want Mals!!!!

I've got someone looking into it.

They confined knowmo to his turd thread so he could shit in one place. Surely they can do the same for the count.

Alex just set the record for most passing yards in a game.




But in typical Chiefs fashion.....they still lost.

LMAO 71-65.

That's ****ing boss.

I brought the issue up in the Mod lounge and left it as a group decision. I can't step on another mods toes and reverse his decision. That would start an Asian turf war in Maine and Cuba.

Oh shit..throwing stars, butterfly knives, and little cars that sound like weed whacker would be everywhere

71-65 ROFL nevermind. Keep him banned... shit game :)

Looks like a no go on Mals coming back.

Imma say you have some slider work to do.

If you have 2 receivers putting up 250ish yards/piece in a game, your realism settings have a ways to go...

That's what 71-65 gets ya Mals!!

Uh oh, did you get a pm?

It's up to Lewdog now.

Help us Lewdog, you're our only hope.

It's over. The "SIM" game ended with that 136 combined point abortion.

That wasn't Lew's gmae?

Herm Edwards would not approve of this score.

Please someone embed this... On mobile:

http://youtu.be/7tCg_mYSiKw

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tCg_mYSiKw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

We want Mals! We want Mals! We want Mals!

Maybe Mals can do his seasons at another forum. Perhaps The Mane?

LMAO.

No this is all still Mal's season.

Traded alex for a 2nd and 5th round pick. Tom Brady retired after franchise season 1 and NE needed a QB.

Too bad for NE that the Chiefs went full Pollard on his ass!!!

http://i.imgur.com/lDwbScE.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/yYJt6ja.jpg?1

#FreeMals

Hopefully he's spending the time working on his sliders. You can create some damn fine Madden with the right ones.. the base game has always been shit.

I need some slider suggestions I think. I am playing on All-Pro and doing ok but my WRs have like 4-6 drops a game. My running game is also either none/loss or a really huge gain. Nothing in between.

Give Mals the chance to 'Make Madden Great Again'

Gonzo posted that Mals will be back in 37 days.

He'll be in season 2025 by then with not one real player on the roster.

Hoo boy!

We're going to need a brief description for every player on the roster.

Gotta say, concept at 1st blush seems ho-hum, BUT after the first few posts I am oddly intrigued. Much like Japanese porn.

I am playing much too well and think I need to adjust the sliders. I am 5-0, and although Alex hasn't played well, my defense is just playing insane with turnovers mostly. I give up quite a few passing yards but am ranked top 3 in the league in turnovers. No one can run on me. I have won all games by 10+ points. Tom Brady looked like ass against me.

I found these sliders for the All-Pro setting.

Slider---- Human CPU
QB Accuracy 40 60
Pass Blocking 0 20
Receiver Catching 50 70
Running Ability 50 63
Offensive line Run Blocking 25 25
Defensive Awareness 25 99
Defensive line Knockdowns 17 99
Interceptions 5 50
Defensive Break Blocks 0 10
Tackling 35 50
Fieldgoal Length 39 40
Fieldgoal Accuracy 0 92
Punt Length 56 56
Punt Accuracy 0 99
Kickoff Length 64 64

Any of you other jokers get this game?

I got the game, but have not installed yet. Plus I have to figure out how to do the roster updates and stuff.

1mals send us an update from beyond

Update time from Mals:

pete nalen tossed 5 picks and choked in the AFC Championship game in his first season as a starter

chris lamont continued his assault on the record books with a ridiculous 104-catch, 2,044 yard, 28-TD campaign.

the chiefs fielded a revamped 4-3 defense that completely dominated up until said AFCCG, which they lost 45-38 to the bills

entering the offseason the chiefs parted ways with 31-year old jeremy maclin, signing alshon jeffrey to replace him

and in a blockbuster move that should tilt the afc completely in the chiefs favor...they signed marcel dareus away from buffalo...the chiefs are going to have a completely ridiculous front 4 with dareus next to poe

mals also bought a ps4 and madden 16...so there may be a new attempt at this franchise in the future...RIP BIG LLLLLLLL

oh, and marcus peters finally got his shit in gear, leading the NFL with 9 picks and 24 passes defensed...if only he could have stopped percy harvin in the AFCCG

This gif is amazing.

Where's Houston lining up in this 4-3?

Can we have this back, please?

You play Madden sh4wn???