mostly me. I am such an annoying little shit.

Excellent point, sir.

Charles has such a sick average.

Fair enough, ma'am. thank you for respecting a n00b.

Page 15 was like a lil ****ING slice of heaven

Miss > Ma'am

Damn n00bs. :shake:

I hope it means you'll starting ****ing posting here more. :D

Agreed. Ma'am means you're old.

Well...

Umm....

that's right, sir?



ROFL

And behind this line, it's all the more amazing!

Don't make me hurt you.

Here's a pair of D's..

DD

Here's another pair of D's...

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What were you doing in 89?

I graduated 6th grade. Yeah, that was before 6th grade became a part of "middle school". I went to a "junior high".


I'm not exactly helping my cause here, am I?

Nah, you're still badass in my book, ma'am.

That's just miscommunication. Some guys say thank you ma'am, or sir. It's just being polite. A sign of respect. Has nothing to do with age.

I was actually implying that she's much older than me.

LMAO

Well, for me it has nothing to do with age.

Sounds good, sir.

Eh, no. It's annoying.

I hear ma'am and I feel the sudden urge to break a bastard in half.

There ya go. I like that you respect your elders.

Yeah, you try being called ma'am over miss and see how you feel. :p

As a guy... I think either would be weird.

Stop stealing my shit, douche! :grr:

Anger urges are usually a sign of menopause.

Always. I respect everyone on this board.

It's annoying when they can look at YOU but you're not supposed to look back!

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This has gone on way too long.

No more periods! Woot! PBJ

To heck with that. If someone approached me with a shirt like that, I'd have to grab one and tell her that something was in her eye.

Like my penis?

A little less subtle perhaps, but effective...

Please no pic!

I have several!

Nobody wants to see your penis, Argo.

I'm having a hard time coming to terms with that.

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6th grade isn't part of middle school here. Never has been.

Now you're just being short-minded.

Ooh she had to go there.

You mean go 'down' there?

It's a tiny issue. Any argument you could hope to raise would be impotent.

That's a squishy argument...

You guys lay off my three inch chub. I'm not showing you pictures now.

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Wow.

I've heard that before.

I've heard it sarcastically and in disdained disbelief.

Was that before or after he wiped his mouth?

(NTTAWWT)

I figure if you get to the point where you're hearing it at all, it's all good!

Wow!

I love gay men.

THIS

I get irritated when a woman is offended when I refer to her as "ma'am." I was raised that way: sir or ma'am. It has nothing to do with age. I was just being polite. In my opinion, miss just doesn't sound right.

Furthermore, I'm also irritated when a man responds when I refer to him as "sir" with, "Don't call me sir, I work for a living" or "I'm not a sir." Are you seriously offended by the word sir? Would you prefer for me to refer you as "dude" or "hey you?" JFC

:D

Just bustin' your balls, sir.

However, I will respect a woman's wishes if she doesn't like ma'am and will call her miss. It just doesn't sound right though. Who the hell dictated that ma'am actually meant old?

I'd rather a hit than a miss.

Look at it this way... If we were in the 1800's and a gentleman tipped his hat and called me, "ma'am", I wouldn't take offense. That was the way of the cowboys and the ladies.

However, here we are quickly approaching 2013 and times have changed. For instance, I was at the grocery store earlier and this 20-something clerk called me ma'am. I don't know what it is, but whenever I hear it, I get very annoyed. It always seems to be the younger guys, too. The older guys call me, "young lady", "miss", "missy". I even had one call me, "darlin'" recently when I was at the convenient store.

Interesting. It may be that the younger generation is being raised to call strangers ma'am. Who knows though? Instead of discussing the merits of ma'am vs miss, we should be fighting zombies right now. Damn Mayans can't get anything right.

I agree. My Jeep was prepped for running over zombies and they never showed up. :sulk:

Its because older guys see you as young lady and younger guys see you as ma'am. Get over it, you're old. Boohoo.

LMAO

You're in your 20's, right? Is 34 old?

****ing ancient. No joke.

My buddy is going to be 25 in February. This is my best friend. I've told him we probably can't hang out after that. When you're old, your just old. Just quit. Go home. You're not cool anymore.

I'm starting to feel old. Sometimes I just can't have fun being out anymore because I feel like I'm too old for it. I'm 23, but when I meet new people I tell them I'm 21.

Whatever, shorty. :rolleyes:

Kurt Cobain never got that old.

I'm just playing though lumpy, you know that. Its a thing with me though, because when I was a teen I was one if those little ass****s who constantly ragged on my elders, and now I'm one of... them. Its awful.

Who? Oh wait, he's that one singer for that one band, right? LMAO Yeah, I probably would have remembered him better had he not blown his brains out and continued making great music.

Why are you so damn worried about getting old? Seriously. Age is just a damn number. So you're going to get a few wrinkles and gray hair eventually. Who in the hell cares?

Because then I'm not cool. Anytime I wanna have fun, people are like, grow up Argo. All the girls I know are constantly mentioning how I haven't grown up. So then I hang it with 18 year Olds, and I feel ****ing old and like maybe I should grow up. Its a problem.

Well, I knew you were playing about calling me ancient. Truth be told, I laughed at that one.

But seriously, if you're down about getting old, don't be.

If it bothers you that much, hang out with people your own age.

I do. But all the women my age tell me I need to grow up, especially anytime Im around my friends, who are all my age. That's every girls excuse for dumping me, 'Argo just never grew up'. Whores

the main thing that annoys me out of this site is the complete ignorance of a lot of the right wingers. Like, they will bash me for smoking weed than turn around and drink alcohol. Like seriously? lol.

Women like guys that goof-around and act immature from time-to-time, just not all of the time. However, when they see a mature man, they view them as being a solid mate. That's why you're getting shunned by the ladies, my friend.

You shouldn't need to change yourself for anyone though. Maturity comes naturally when you're ready and there is no set age for when this will occur. My advice is to just go with the flow, be yourself, don't go out of your way to impress anyone, and accept change in your behavior when it happens.

Frankly, the most annoying thing about this site is the shitty team. I'm kind of sick of them sucking.

It is getting old. In fact, the chiefs sucking is getting older than you. :p

thanks for the wise words

Personally, I don't give a shit if anybody smokes weed, and I think it should be completely legalized. I do see the hypocrisy of a society that makes pot illegal yet continually assails us with alcohol advertising. But IMO it's also something that adults should outgrow. I mean, it should be legal, but it's not. I think it's foolish and irresponsible as hell for people with real jobs and families to continue to do it.

High school/college is over. Grow the **** up.

You're very welcome.

Now stop hijacking Fever's thread. :D

Well put.