It was a movie, you fucking idiot.

Point taken. However, I still feel you all are being a bit too rough on the guy. In his bad mood he let a snide remark out, it happens, even when you know it shouldn't. He did however try to keep the situation from growing worse. Perhaps he was a bit terse in doing so, but having just explained he was in a bad mood, WTF does one expect?

I fail to see how a snide remark justifies a reaction of ranting and lunacy.

A real man would never pick a lock if he also had the option to break down the door.

It doesn't. Having breasts and other goodies does, however.

I fail to see why you'd give a shit if a girl needed to take a breather in your bathroom.

I further fail to see why any guy would date a girl that he had to worry about in that manner.

Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

He's just a snot.

Kind of what I was thinking. They both say, "you can't keep me out", but the latter choice puts a great big exclamation point on it.

I have a bad habit of unlocking the bathroom door from the outside and peering at my male guests in the mirror.

you are so lame...you just had to reply to me didn't you?:rolleyes: Movie/Show ..who the **** cares......now bug off.:harumph:

Only those who care about accuracy, I suppose.

OR, you are being a typical female and overreacting. Quick! Go find a bathroom!

It's all down hill now Angel. :)

And they say that men rule the world......

That would be pointless without a raging psycho man on the outside lying to get in.

Not to change the topic, but Bob Dole would really like to have those socks back.

Nonsense. We do own everything, however.

She called me a "****ing selfish asshole" so many times I guess maybe I started thinking I was.

I'm sure Brian will be over shortly.

Except that pair of socks, obviously.

You can't possibly think that man would ever even raise his voice to me.

Holy sh*t. Is Harris Faulkner now a news babe on Fox News?

I had her once. Well, more than once, actually.

Shit, I'll bet he'd do it just because you said he wouldn't.

Ownership does not necessarily equal possession. For instance I own my homes, but they are not my possessions.

You'we finking uff Bwyan...not Brian.

Just want to make sure I got this right,you let a chick you'd known less than 2 months wear your favorite pair of socks?

ROFL

So much for the axiom "once black, never back."

When she had asked to borrow a pair of socks, I said sure. I had no idea she'd take those. Though they are very comfy, so I don't know why I didn't think she wouldn't put them on.

I told her I had to take a shit. I did have to take a shit. Not a lie. Door opened.

and did the world only make one pair of that kind of socks???

Besides, it pisses em off even more if you ignore them. ROFL

Since you were able to stop yourself from shitting and then you forgot you had to shit, apparently you didn't really have to.

She's a sweetie to let you in to shit. You should have thanked her instead of scaring her.

I was under the impression that axiom only applied to white women and black men?

And if not, why the fuck couldn't she buy her fucking pair?

No :)

Heh. Do you think that she liked feeling (yes, feeling) that he valued his socks more than her feelings?

yes

That's the only way I have ever heard used.

You didn't smell the magic I unleashed after I got back home. Tell me I didn't really have to shit.

Damn,I think Donger is really Dr. Phil

your wife is a lucky woman.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Who the fuck is Dr. Phil?

Oh sit down...ROFL ..I was thinking maybe he could buy another pair of his favorite socks...you know, so if anything happened to one pair, he had another...:shrug: :harumph:

She said that last night. Silly twat.

You went psycho over it first. She's eating her ice cream in some weird-ass way, and you make a comment and plan to kick her out over it.

IMHO, you're both whacked. :D :p

You failed to mention that you had children.

Her feelings have not a damn thing to do with the fact that the socks did not belong to her. One's feelings should not be cause for the refusal to return someone else's property.

Unless of course you are a woman it would seem, then theft is perfectably justifiable. :rolleyes:

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Being a woman, you would think like that versus thinking the broad could buy her own pair. Thus leaving DJay sans worry of anything happening to his pair.

You fail to see the obvious because you are a woman.

If a girl takes a "breather" in the bathroom, it means she is upset.

He would be in far bigger trouble if he had left her alone.

But, like the woman that you are, you twist everything around to make the man the villain.

And he should keep his socks. fuck that crazy ho. Why should he buy new socks cause that b!tch was being a fuqtard?

Unless you wish to live the bachelor life forever, you might want to merely accept the fact that women think (and feel) very differently than most men. A generalization, yes, but founded in truth. And, winning and the constant application of logic are NOT the goals.

A gay doctor?

When I want to be left alone, it's pretty obvious. And the men in my world just leave me alone.

Unreal the girls you bundle of stickss date.

No one ate ice cream that night. we didn't get that far. She was picking all of the peanut butter out of the carton. Tell me you wouldn't make a comment about that if you were already pissy. On second thought, don't tell me that because I won't believe you.

Mer, if some guy actually does all this crzy bullshit that women want (or say they want), you would dump them because he is a p^ssy.

Women don't know what they want, therefore they are all crazy.

I just want something warm to put my d!ck in (preferably that smells nice).

But I put up with all the bullshit that goes along with it.

Wow. I'm sure that the quality of your "warm things to put your dick in" is fantastic.

**He wasnt Serious about this qualification

Obviously, unless of course, his d*ck can smell.

Actually, "leave her alone" is pretty much the universal answer.

well...I meant the woman smell nice, but too late to edit

THAT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK

I fully realize all of that, but that makes it no less frustrating. Especially when we have to accept that and the women do not, as is evidenced by the fact that most of the guys here seem to be, at least partially, understanding the women's POV, and not one female has so much as attempted to see where the guy was coming from.

If it's supposed to be about working together and compromise from BOTH sides, I'm not seeing it in this thread. And that, simply put, is bullshit. I'm willing to meet in the middle, key word, "middle".

my dick can't smell, but the thing right above my mouth can

Woman's definition of compromise = fuck you, Give me what I want

:spock:

In my experience, women most women WILL try to move towards middle ground AFTER the male first shows a willingness to do so. As shown on this very thread, who can blame them for wanting us males to show a commitment to them before they make changes?

Trust me, I know it's frustrating.

"Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers"

"Ew, what's that?"

"That's how you know you've become a man"

"Oh, smell this"

"Holy fuck, what the hell was that?"

"My Ass"

Hell, I would have made that comment in a good mood. Granted, the tone in my voice and the look on my face would be different, but I'd have said it just the same.

I never agreed anywhere with what she did, I simply pointed out that he went crazy over the ice cream first...

And him having more then one pair of his fav socks would help him to avoid situations like this in the future....:rolleyes:

You're obviously hanging out in the wrong places.

Good luck buddy,I've been married 20 years and still looking for middle ground.

I thought the strip club was the best place to meet chicks.


I always have good luck, but the assh0le bouncer gets in they way.


Just gotta go back, spend more money i guess

The problem being, "middle" means "on my knob."

There is two sides to every coin, and on the flip side of said coin, who can blame us for wanting a little up front proof of our own that they are willing to be reasonable? Because I am not seeing reason in this discussion. I am seeing justification for everything the woman did, I am seeing the guy being called names because he asked for the return of his property, I am seeing his words being blown out of proportion and/or twisted to come across differently than what he initially posted, I am seeing him made out to be a full blown prick because he was having a bad night.

It's redamndiculous.

And it's otherwise entertaining how?

What did the girl do wrong?

Their being with you is their proof of their willingness to be reasonable.

/Dongerchick

HE DID NOT GO CRAZY! Since when does a single snide remark equate to going crazy? Did he yell it? If so you might have a point, but from everything I have read that was not the case.

And her planning ahead and bringing her own goddamned pair of socks would help her avoid the need of borrowing off of other people, wouldn't? Goddamn, the lengths you people are going to justify this broad taking something that isn't hers, and villifying the guy for asking for its return is unbelievable.

As far as I can tell, her primary error was not thinking like a guy.