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Katipan 04-11-2023 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 16898894)
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart
Signed.

Buehler445 04-11-2023 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16898874)
I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.
ROFL

You make me smile.

mlyonsd 04-11-2023 09:50 PM
Remember there is no shame in starting to take naps. Or the cat jumping in your lap to take one with you.

Rain Man 04-11-2023 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar (Post 16898881)
I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.
It's basically the same movie as Patton. Or maybe Glory.

Rain Man 04-11-2023 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16898874)
I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.
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Rain Man 04-11-2023 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 16898869)
London, Dangerous Beauty, Domino.
I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

kozzman555 04-11-2023 10:03 PM
There's a lot of you old folk that are up WAY past your bed time. Sip your Metamucil and head to bed.

Katipan 04-11-2023 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16898908)
I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.
Oh you're good.

Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob.

TwistedChief 04-11-2023 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16898908)
I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.
One of the most memorable family trips of my youth was a journey to Mystic, CT for a slice of pizza. It tasted just like…pizza. And that’s when I realized Hollywood and my parents were both frauds.

Katipan 04-11-2023 10:08 PM
Lucky number Slevin!
I'll get you if I have to unplug your hover round.

booger 04-11-2023 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 16898894)
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart
I can make extremely loud duck calls by using my butt cheeks enhancing the fart/duck call but I cannot do it with a boner. In my older age I have to choose it no longer can be done at the same time

BigRedChief 04-11-2023 10:12 PM
I’m dealing with getting a kidney stone removed. Never had one, good for you. I don’t know if kidney stones is an old man thing but it sure makes you feel like one.

booger 04-11-2023 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16898870)
I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.
You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon

kozzman555 04-11-2023 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 16898920)
You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon
Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.

booger 04-11-2023 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kozzman555 (Post 16898921)
Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.
At first I just carried a sharpie everywhere and colored them in before I realized mowing them down was more efficient


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