We've all heard of patrick and his cannon arm
And we all know kelce and his rogueish charm
But all of those players, they've been done by Clay
Cos we all know who ****s up every Sundaaaaaay

mr parker the christmas poo
small and brown
can't tackle you

sit in the end zone
here he comes
squeeze between your festive runs

A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He tries but he won't tackle you
Cos he's a piece of poo!

LMAO

I want my royalties.

Nice work all the same.

i wonder if twitter will label me racist for putting parker's head on a turd

the sight of bob sutton holding him is going to be epic though

Heh.

Bob Sutton as Kyle. Needs counselling because he can’t resist “playing with” Parker. Mr. Mackey is Andy Reid: “Your defense is bad mmmmmkay?”

God this has great potential.

it's just going to be a photoshop, chill

Lol.

Get Lance to sing those lyrics you wrote.....

this is not the pioli era

negative memes get 1% effort

Ron Parker and Eric Murray as Harry and Marv from Home Alone.

make an elf yourself with them ROFL
https://www.elfyourself.com/

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ROFL ROFL ROFL

these are awesome. need to do one with chris jones instead of the clarks.

Orlando Scandrick as Farcus from Christmas Story

Clark Hunt as Frank Cross in Scrooged