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carcosa 06-05-2018 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13582054)
How long have you been seemingly nice? Do you think I seem nice? is it nice to seem nice, online? Thank yous and endvance

1. I have been seemingly nice for 10 years, actually nice for 3.
2. You seem VERY nice!!!
3. Online is usually such a toxic space that seeming nice online can be quite nice indeed.
4. Than's YOUS!

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13582057)
which best describes Pat Mahomes?

1) He'll be fine.
2) He'll be fine!
3) He'll be FO'ine!
...???

4) He'll be FOOOOOOIIIINE as hell

Bowser 06-05-2018 01:27 PM

Why haven't you changed your name yet?

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19 (Post 13582192)
What are you gonna jizz in/on when Mahomes scores TDs? Thanks

Going to jizz IN a fanny pack and ON a bowl of popcorn

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 13582225)
What do you think of Joey Chitwood's massive eating achievements in record times? July 4th is coming up and the Coney island hot dog eating contest!

I believe you mean Joey Chestnut. I think he is the greatest American athlete of all time.

Naptown Chief 06-05-2018 01:31 PM

Do you prefer penis shaped pie or penis shaped cake? Please elaborate. Also, if you were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, what would it be?

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Bossa Nova (Post 13582234)
Well, are you at least extremely happy, then?

Dinny

Sometimes!!!

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13582254)
are you dead?

Yes, due to a shark biting my penis off.

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 13582275)
Thoughts on kabuki?

I am not very knowledgeable on this subject but it seems like a nice art form!

KC Hawks 06-05-2018 01:34 PM

Can you explain True Detective season 2?

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 13582289)
That's not funny considering this is the year of the Mahomes and touchdown jizz. You wouldn't want to be missing your penis this year.

You're right. That was insensitive of me. I should come clean and say that I do have a penis, which means I'll get to jizz about Mahomes throwing touchdowns. I apologize to those Chiefs fans who have actually had their penises bitten off by sharks and now must live a miserable jizz-free life.

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13582482)
Why haven't you changed your name yet?

I don't know HOW!!!

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dwwataz (Post 13582488)
Do you prefer penis shaped pie or penis shaped cake? Please elaborate. Also, if you were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, what would it be?

I prefer penis shaped cake. If I were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, it would be penis shaped toilets.

carcosa 06-05-2018 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Hawks (Post 13582496)
Can you explain True Detective season 2?

The real villain was whoever cast Vince Vaughn.

Naptown Chief 06-05-2018 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 13582503)
I prefer penis shaped cake. If I were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, it would be penis shaped toilets.

You're A-Ok in my book fwiend


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