Haven't been on many. The Wild Thing at Valley Fair is probably the coolest one I've been on, but it's really not that special of a roller coaster. It's fun, though.

I've never had the real Japanese wagyu beef, so I'd go with that. But given it's the prison system and they can't splurge for that, just give me a fine prime rib and the best damn macaroni and cheese you can find.

Years ago I was at a gas station. Some hobo (he was Native American, yes) asks if I want to buy weed. I say no thanks. He gets insistent about it, lights up, and then sits on the hood of my car, lighting up. I notify the people inside, they call the cops, and they handle the rest.

I told the story on CP, and people called me a narc.

Whatever. That ****er left a dent in my car hood. I hope he gets anally raped every day by a 400-lb man in a dolphin costume.

I'll be back in a few hours to answer more questions (if there are any).

All I remembered was that someone changed your name to SNaRc or something like that and you didn't appreciate it. Thanks for the back story.

You stumble upon a genie lamp- what are your three wishes? (Standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

1. Can't kill anyone
2. Can't make anyone fall in love with you (or make anyone come back from the dead)
3. Can't wish for more wishes

What's your favorite hair metal band?

thank you!

You get three rule changes to apply to all levels of American football by fiat.


What are your three rule changes?

What does snr stand for?

I'd like to own the Chiefs and create a transparent fan-run team via Chiefs Planet. I'd of course have final say, but for the most part, it'd be an owner-fan conversation that anybody could watch and read up on. It'd be fascinating ****ing entertainment for all involved, and it would answer the age-old question people have had about whether or not a group of football fans with their combined powers could handle the ACTUALLY running an NFL team.

The other two wishes... dunno... I'd probably wish for gay shit like world peace and the ability for humans to have interstellar space travel technology that's accessible to the point that we can colonize other planets and go beyond the confines of our solar system.

Led Zeppelin, probably.

1. Defensive pass interference is no longer a spot foul. It's a 15 yard penalty. No more, no less. I get that you can't challenge shit constantly that is so much a judgement call, so just let the balance swing back around in the favor of the defense and allow teams to DPI on purpose if their man gets beat deep. It's not going to cut down on points scored or whatever it is the NFL wants to market.

2. The weird "you can talk to teams about trades before the deadline, but they don't go into effect until a certain date, but you can't tamper!" It's vague, and they just need to put a firm rule into effect. I don't care what it is.

3. Put my draft order idea into effect.

ROFL Goddamn it Bowser I have to spread rep around before you get it again.