Go over to her house and start rubbing one out on her porch. When you are about to nut ring the bell, when she opens the door sling nut across her face.

sounds like a nice gesture - by the way he's passed out on the schnapps.

Big Smoke gunna Big Smoke

Staying at home to drink while stalking her Facebook looking for some fap material is a safe approach also. :clap: Big Smoke

I'm sorry I missed this last night or I would have offered the perfect advice

Obviously you need to send that broad a pic of the half roll of pennies you call a dick.

Ask to see her dm's. She has every other pathetic guy hitting her up as well. If she ain't hitting you up you are setting yourself up for a hard reject. Good at-least trying though.

Aka, you'll never get with this. Welcome to the friend zone.

You are a helpless cuck. Slave to the pussy. Have some self respect.

Avoid putting the antiperspirant stick in frame for reference.

Sausage with two meatballs, gotta have the meatballs. :D

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, and you're going to be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, you're going to be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.

Drunk texting isn't a thing guys should practice. TRUTH!

Hmmm.

What EXACTLY did you say, because all BS, and not trying to be a dick, this is not what you wanted to hear if you are trying to hook up?

Dont be a pussy. Tell her you want to take her somewhere, and she what she says.

Sweet and flattered does not bode well for you, unless you are looking for a platonic friend.

You need to ask her out now. If you dont youre gonna look like a scared bitch, and then you got dry balls.

This guy knows what hes talking about.

He should have texted her "Are you a gorilla enclosure?"

"Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you."