By all means put this thread and all poop threads and all threads that are entertaining to the rest of us on ignore nobody cares just don't bitch about it and then put it on ignore. Just put it on ignore and shut up.

Since you got this on ignore I'm going call you a big poopoo head. How do you like that?


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This is one shit I just gaveth to this thread

I don't put threads on ignore because I wouldn't want somebody calling me a big poopoo head without knowing about it so I could call them a bigger poopoo head.

I drink plenty of coffee so it's nothing for me to shit 5 or 6 times at work. It's like my second office and I get piece and quiet in there.

How many get that feeling your wiping with Saran Wrap?

I tell you I buy Dollar General home brand Ultra Double Roll. Cost 4.50 for 9 rolls and it's ever bit as good as Charmen ultra soft. It's soft and durable and that's about the best you can ask for toilet paper.

I have shat twice in one day

I have shitted at least seven

HELL YEAH brother!!!!

I had pneumonia and ended up on some antibiotic... I swear my asshole was going to fall off... easily 20 "shits" in one day. I'm not sure they were full blown shits, but something came out of my asshole that was just rank and not all that solid.

Damn that's wild!!!

I envision this as a poop equivalent of a heckler at a comedy club.

Sick or non sick? That's the real question. I once was so sick that I shit so many times, I wasn't even shitting shit anymore...

Not being sick, maybe 3 times, at most 4 but doubt it is 4

The wild part was the thrill that came with every cough or sneeze... didn't know what the end result was going to be, if you get my drift. :D

My focus is on non-sick but sick stories are useful supplementary material

I'm embarrassed to say that my recordkeeping in this area is very poor.

mine was as well. that is, until I switch to the new Microsoft Surface, official tablet of the NFL.