Dave Attel put it best:

“Eggnog, who thought that one up? I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. You know what eggnog really is. You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell ya. It's elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass.”

make your kids sleep past 8 on christmas morning

I age my egg nog. I make some around Xmas. I use milk cream and eggs from our chickens. Throw in vanilla beans and lots of bourbon (I usually use Wild Turkey 101 or Bulleit) and a bit of rum, usually Mt. Gay or Meyers. Age at least 30 days.

Alcohol kills any germs. Where I live, my garage is cold enough to keep,egg nog at the right temperature. Great part of the holidays. One piece of advice: do not use raw milk, I like the taste of raw milk and drink it when I can but don't use it for egg nog.

milkman of magnesia?

without telling you much, mennoite spoke volumes.

Anyone see or try that egg nog ice cream? Just saw it at Publix. I'll try it closer to Christmas on a self-indulgence day.

I have never even heard of that.

I love Egg Nogg though. If this weird shit tastes anything like it I would love it.

I've never heard of it either.

Eggnog
 

Two-week taste test of the aged eggnog: It's definitely developed and matured. Much mellower on booze since Day 1. Very interested to see how it develops. I think I'll keep one jar to try this time next year.

I bought some of that eggnog icecream at Publix two weeks ago and have already gained 3 lbs. No more egg nog anything for me.

I only had a couple sips, just to see what it tasted like.

YAS!!! The vanilla flavored one is just ****ing incredible.

What is this? Milk Nog? Where can I find this?

Yeah, I'll buy a carton of it, and drink straight from the carton. A sip here, a sip there. You will literally wear how ever much of it you consume.

I like it but in small doses

Okay. I wasn't judging you just so you know. It sounds interesting what you're doing. Learn something new in here regularly.