What Inmem does not realize is that he is extremely hot on his own. Of course he's going to pull a hottie. They all go for the verile, alfa studs like him. So this is no surprise.

Gotta act like you've been there before though Inmem. Personally, I've never not dated a hottie. I'm the Marcus Allen of dating hotties. I just hand the ball off to the ref, head to the sidelines and drink some Gatoraide.

It's all good bro. I'm sure there's guys that don't find my wife attractive at all.

Oh boy

Dumb.

Is that your wife, or your home health nurse? She cooks you food while you sit on your laptop trying to bite your own ear and eat dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Seriously though, does she know you post her pix on CP? If so, I would kill to hear how that dialogue went.

"Hey bae, you know that football website I'm always on? Those guys don't think I'm ceeewl and so I posted that one picture you sent me and now they respect me because you're so pretty and they're so jelly!"

i posted several pics of her, wedding pictures, at football games etc etc. notice how nobody is throwing a bitch fit like you. Everybody already knows I posted her before. Most of these guys are on my FB too so it's nothing new dumbass. You sound like a whiny bitch. Read the other guys comments. No hating, straight up respect. You sound very jealous bro. You worship the ground I walk on.

ROFL

You're damn right. If I am trying to be cool it would be about a hot chick I'm banging not some immature prank call.

You said "Clay receiving a package"... The pictures Inmen posted are way better than them outdated rags. SR just saved him $23 bucks at Goodwill. You will look swass Clay, goodluck. Even with SR help Inmen wins this thread.

A few things, in no particular order.

-You've already acknowledged that you posted pictures of your wife on Chiefs Planet. I'm not doubting that. I simply want to know why.

-You saying I sound like a whiny bitch is the equivalent of John Goodman calling Gwyneth Paltrow a fat ass. You're so whiny that even the moderators openly make fun of how annoying you are.

-Since you posted that picture, only a few have responded. eDave may not admit it, but I think there was some snarkiness in his tone. It wouldn't be the first time somebody has laughed at you without you understanding.

-I don't worship you. I do worship your Sandi Thom looking wife though. The fact that she deals with your lame ass day in and day out is worthy of exaltation.

-How much do you want for that fake Derrick Thomas autograph? The jersey is pretty useless since it has a forged signature on it, but that frame was pretty nice.

I'm doing a Festivus gift card give-away here when the time comes.

This is the kind of shit I want to see. 1000 comments worth.

Even though you don't think so, that prank call was funny. It was me coming through on a board bet that just happened to lead to 85,000 views on YouTube. Mainly thanks to the help of USA Today Sports, ArrowheadPride, Mike Freeman on NFL.com, Bleacher Report, ESPN Radio, 610 Radio, TheBlitz, the KC Star, and the KC Sun Times. It wasn't an attempt at attention whoring, but a 3 minute phone call that took an entire 5 minutes away from my life and completed my n00b of the year promise.

The fact that you bring up the C-Span call for every ****ing post you make towards me shows that you're either extremely jealous, or you're not very good at this insult thing. You could easily say "but bufkin, you bring up my forged Derrick Thomas jersey during every post, doesn't that make you obsessed too?" Yes! I'm absolutely obsessed with that, because it's one of the funniest things in the history of Chiefs Planet. When LewDog said "hey dude...you know that autograph isn't real right?" and it subtly occurred to you that you paid to have it framed was priceless.

I wish I knew how to post gifs.


*insert Chuck Norris approval gif here*

Attention whoring, with style.

I thought she looked like Vanessa Carlton.

http://peerie.adaptive.net/faces/full/3/5804-168277.jpg