Nah , Tranny surgery !

Catapano is Lady Valor.

Maybe he was doing his sledgehammer workout. Rebounded up hitting him square in the forehead. Could be in a coma?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reid said specialists continue to look at whatever is wrong with Mike Catapano. Said he&#39;s not sure how to describe what&#39;s wrong with him.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/510492045778386944">September 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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What in the ****?

Lupus?

Feel like Cutler's diagnosis would have awakened other training staffs to this possibility.

I'm guessing it's a really embarrassing disease like Chronic Leaky Butt Polyps Syndrome

The old Jeremy Maclin disease. Classic.

"I don't want to play on a losing team" syndrome.

aids

Shit the faid infected us

Herpes

must be some kind of dick fungus or something that Capatano doesn't want everyone to know about