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listopencil 08-20-2014 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10835595)
Trivia - What does 'I am stuck on Band-Aids, 'cuz Band-Aid's stuck on me' and 'like a good neighbor, State Farm is there' have in common




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Those are decent jingles. The Oscar Meyer one is not bad either. My sister and I used to sing along to the Butter Krust (bread) commercial, complete with overly exaggerated accents.

Rain Man 08-20-2014 03:14 PM

That ad doesn't differentiate them from other malls. You have to go with what makes you unique. Find a true and amazing fact and build on it, such as:


Acme Mall: The highest ratio of shoppers to depressing lap-walking senior citizens in cheap sneakers in the entire metro area.

Acme Mall: Fewest door dings per shopping visit of any mall in the state.

Acme Mall: Over 30 bench locations with views of the Victoria's Secret bra area.

TLO 08-20-2014 04:19 PM

Cecil Myers is a pimp.

kysirsoze 08-20-2014 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10834805)
The thing is, it worked.

They paid next to nothing for the commercial I imagine and now MILLIONS of people have seen it.

It worked if people go to East Hills to shop and not just laugh at them on the internet.

Molitoth 08-20-2014 07:08 PM

Chris Fleck is the debil.

Mennonite 08-20-2014 07:16 PM

This is how you do it:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rBCXBqPG5RM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TLO 08-21-2014 09:52 AM

Ok gang....

I'm going to need to see some of the worst commercials you can find. The one Mennonite posted was pretty terrible, but I think we can do better.

kepp 08-21-2014 09:59 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q-RLqLx1iYI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

kepp 08-21-2014 10:02 AM

This one is terrible:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J3v4nC3iuMo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lzen 08-21-2014 10:03 AM

I can't seem to find it on youtube but there used to be a Brown Chevrolet in Wamego Wizard of Oz ad that was horrible. Worse than fingernails on a chalk board.

Al Bundy 08-21-2014 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10837491)
Ok gang....

I'm going to need to see some of the worst commercials you can find. The one Mennonite posted was pretty terrible, but I think we can do better.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9R90uLKeeVI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The fact that they NEVER show you the mall and the terrible music as well.

Molitoth 08-21-2014 10:34 AM

Here is another beauty out of st joe.

http://youtu.be/vVjQEo_gd4c

kysirsoze 08-21-2014 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10836374)
This is how you do it:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rBCXBqPG5RM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

My...God...It's just so long.

loochy 08-21-2014 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 10837711)
My...God...It's just so long.

that's what she said

kysirsoze 08-21-2014 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 10837508)
This one is terrible:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J3v4nC3iuMo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Well, this one's intentionally a joke so I don't know if that counts.


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