Can't comprehend
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Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she.
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what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue
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His favorite movie
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Not hot at all, most likely. I would suspect that she's cold. |
Damn. Never mind then
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No means Dead
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So where does necrophilia rank among the different things that a person can copulate with? If we consider a list of potential partners, how would they be ranked? Consider the candidates to be:
Live human (opposite sex) Live human (same sex) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Fruits or vegetables Dead human (opposite sex) Dead human (same sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Other (please specify as diplomatically as possible) Please rank these in order from the most acceptable to least acceptable. You may compile different rankings for men and for women if you wish. |
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My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.
Live human (opposite sex) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Live human (same sex) Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Fruits or vegetables Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Dead human (opposite sex) Dead human (same sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal Other (none specified) For women, my list differs notably: Live human (same sex) Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator) Fruits or vegetables Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush) Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance) Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole) Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement) Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there) Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe) Live human (opposite sex) Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual) Dead human (same sex) Dead human (opposite sex) Nonhuman mammal Nonhuman non-mammal |
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Sex with a Bronco fan Sex with a raider fan |
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