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Why do black people cross the street so slow? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282090)

It's dat purple lean yo

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10477677)

what if i hate both?

then don't let it show, or they put a cap in yo ass, foo!

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10477637)

It's definitely a thing. The worst place you can be is sitting at a red light when the bus lets out. Best to just put her in park and not make eye contact.

Pull out your 45 rip off a couple rounds, that will get them moving.

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10477664)

For a while now I've wanted to start an "ask a black man" thread. It would have questions about things that I just don't get. I think it would get rather infected with racist nastiness though.

Not a bad idea..

Why do white people treat their dogs like humans? Like, allowing them to lay on furniture, the bed and even eating after them sometimes.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10477742)

Not a bad idea..

Why do white people treat their dogs like humans? Like, allowing them to lay on furniture, the bed and even eating after them sometimes.

You see, all white people have vaginas...even the males. Therefore they lack the balls to stand up to their animals.

It has everything to do with culture and nothing to do with race.

The thing that bugs me and I've seen every race of person doing it, is the people that back into parking spaces, even diagonal spaces where they have to pull out the wrong ****ing way. Why? Are you robbing the place and need to make a quick getaway?

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Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 10477765)

Sometimes.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10477657)

Hmm, I haven't noticed that.

I'm assuming you're referring to when they give a white person handshake? In that case, it may just be that they're used to giving black person handshakes which don't really require a firm wrist.

If so, that's just a cultural thing. Personally I've never understood the whole "I'm going to try and break your hand" shake. A super aggressive handshake literally tells me nothing about you as a person except the fact that you have strong hands.

I agree, I hate the hand crushers. It's like they have something to prove. What it tells me is, I MUST CRUSH YOUR HAND TO IMPRESS YOU. I usually roll my eyes.

I guess I'm talking about when they've shaken my hand. It's like they hold it out limp, like "kiss the ring" style. My wife and I watched the Butler last weekend, and there's a scene in it where a guy holds his hand out like that to shake with another black guy. And this took place in the 60's, so if they were being "true to the period" it's been around for awhile. I'm guessing it's just a thing.

You have stop lights where you live. Well, LA DEE DA

Why do white people ask such silly questions?

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10477742)

Not a bad idea..

Why do white people treat their dogs like humans? Like, allowing them to lay on furniture, the bed and even eating after them sometimes.

I don't get that either. I mean, I love my dog, but...it's a friggin' dog. It's gonna die eventually. It's not a person.

Just do away with all of the handshake BS. It's nasty to press palms with someone. The fist-bump was an awesome invention.

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 10477818)

I don't get that either. I mean, I love my dog, but...it's a friggin' dog. It's gonna die eventually. It's not a person.

screw that... I like my dogs better than any person I ever met. Burning building and only one arm to carry? I'm carrying the dog.