I've never really felt the need to jizz on a girl's face. In fact, I don't even like to make girl's swallow because I just prefer the 'pulled out' feel...used to it. I did jerk off a few times and leave the jerk off tissues on my ex's pillow to establish dominance.

from what I've understood over the years

if you jerk off daily and pull out there is not a great chance of getting a girl pregnant

when couples try and get pregnant they tell the gentleman to make sure he doesn't ejaculate for 48 hours

it's a numbers game

and it has worked in my favor thus far

It's the ultimate act of sexual dominance.

You need to try it.

I did it once, many moons ago, on a slut in Dallas.

Magic.

never

my last girlfriend was like 20 days late (but she was SO stressed out over a few things) and she thought she was pregnant and she kept saying "I'm going to take the test" and I kept saying "please don't" (because I didn't want to know)...

then she started making me wear condoms (hate) and then one time she started her period and we celebrated.

I've had girls tell me I could do it...but the way I time things I keep it in until the last possible moment so it would really just be some sort of inconvenience for me to travel all of the way up to their face...

and then I'd just feel bad

the biggest slut I ever banged wouldn't let you jizz on her face...she said it was demeaning

and this girl was a really, really, really big slut

I'm not quite sure why that's the finisher in 99% of porn.

This. It is fun.

Well this particular girl wasn't ****ing me...just oral...so it was pretty easy. ROFL

In fact she refused to have sex, but really liked giving head and getting it on her face. :shrug:

sweet

one time when I was young I blew it in a girl's mouth because I figured that's what she wanted and she got up and ran to the trash can and spit it out and wasn't happy

I miss being 18 and not being able to watch internet porn. Internet porn has ruined a lot of what used to be fun about sex.

pros and cons
pros and cons

it's also an easy relationship replacement for men

I hate condoms too and have had many scares with long term gfs. My wife has an implant in her arm so there is no forgetting birth control. Shit is good for 2-3 years.

And you're nuts. If a chick swallows and doesn't stop right when you bust, it is one of the best feelings EVAR

I had a chick in college do something similar during a drug fueled night. She had some skills. She sucked me off 3 times in one night whilst doing drugs that usually aren't conducive to male sexual performance. Shit was cash

Aaaaaaaand now I hate myself for dumping a girl who would swallow.

Meth right? You ****ing tool

You dumped a girl?