Said boiled ribs are clearly the best cooking method. Wasn't aware of KC BBQ reputation.

Until he's played his first game I really don't care what he's got to say...

Says Colin Kaepernick was a great teammate, especially when he got his starting job. The locker room bullying probably decreased by half when that happened.

Comparatively, doesn't know what to think of Chase Daniel. Says he does this really creepy practical joke where if you don't lock the door to the bathroom, he'll open it while you're taking a shit and walk away giggling to himself, as you're just kind of stuck there in plain view of everybody until you're finished.

I just traveled into the future so i could deliver a transcript of his first press conference. It begins with "I am soooooo sorry".

i guess i'm pretty much at the point with the entire team and administration.


i've heard enough shit ...... prove it.

Hopes they move Mccluster to center.

"Me wants some of dat ass!" he said

Exactly. I'm so tired of having a QB that fans and the franchise have to defend from day 1. Everything that can be said has.

Come in, be an effective game manager, don't leave week 6 with a concussion, and I'll be able to stomach this...

Yeah, I heard him mention Geno & a real estate agent were spotted together in Leawood.

Said he reads chiefsplanet daily. Said he thinks we're all a bunch of whiny, overreactive pussies who probably still live in our mom's basements...which is mostly accurate.

it is accurate, but that still doesn't mean he is any good

Said he's "weirded out" by Kansas.

Well if it makes you feel any better he also admitted that he's not any good.

Sad that this is how we would quantify success, ain't it.

When you live in mom's basement you can afford to do $3it like fly banners to get your HC, GM, and starting QB fired.

Remember that...