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Fish 02-28-2013 08:25 PM

Anybody remember this? I watched this as a kid about 100 times.

William ****ing Shatner battling evil hordes of spiders.

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Tagline: Your nightmares will never be the same. LMAO..

Fish 02-28-2013 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9452568)
Well, you just go ahead and ♥ spiders all you want. I'll be smashing the little bastards with my shoe. :D

Yeah, well I'll have no sympathy when you find one hiding in your bed sheets tonight..

Bet you look...:D

Sorter 02-28-2013 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9452568)
Well, you just go ahead and ♥ spiders all you want. I'll be smashing the little bastards with my shoe. :D

This.


Or with like, a rock or something.

Lumpy 02-28-2013 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9452666)
Yeah, well I'll have no sympathy when you find one hiding in your bed sheets tonight..

Bet you look...:D

:eek: And... I'm not going to bed tonight. Thanks a lot.

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9452672)
This.


Or with like, a rock or something.

Heh. I don't always smash them. I saw a huge ass spider walking across my bathroom floor once. I had just stepped out of the shower, so I wasn't prepared for a "spider smashing". So, I grabbed a plastic container and trapped the little shit. Then, I sprayed a piece of paper with hairspray. Very carefully, I lifted the container and slid the paper under it. That spider was all messed up an hour later. :evil:

listopencil 02-28-2013 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9452666)
Yeah, well I'll have no sympathy when you find one hiding in your bed sheets tonight..

Bet you look...:D


Or maybe hiding behind her clock.

Sorter 02-28-2013 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9452753)
:eek: And... I'm not going to bed tonight. Thanks a lot.



Heh. I don't always smash them. I saw a huge ass spider walking across my bathroom floor once. I had just stepped out of the shower, so I wasn't prepared for a "spider smashing". So, I grabbed a plastic container and trapped the little shit. Then, I sprayed a piece of paper with hairspray. Very carefully, I lifted the container and slid the paper under it. That spider was all messed up an hour later. :evil:

I always smash them and I enjoy ****ing around with venomous snakes.

I do not mess around when it comes to spiders.

ThaVirus 02-28-2013 09:21 PM

Reminds me of that movie Eight Legged Freaks. I haven't watched it since I was, like, 11 but I'd be willing to bet its ****ing terrible.

Also, spiders are cool as shit. Easily the least annoying crawly-thingy out there. They do give me the willies, the way they "scuttle" around though.

Even so, I let them live if I see them in my house. Actually, earlier today a tiny one dropped down right in front of my laptop while I was watching a movie. I just grabbed the web and set him on the floor. Gonna let him keep doing his work.

Fish 02-28-2013 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9452799)
Or maybe hiding behind her clock.

Perhaps someplace cool and humid. Behind the toilet bowl is a popular hangout I hear.

listopencil 02-28-2013 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9452875)
Perhaps someplace cool and humid. Behind the toilet bowl is a popular hangout I hear.

Or maybe in between the toilet's water tank and the wall behind it. You know, so you would never see it until you were completely relaxed on the toilet, and it climbed around the tank and into your lap or perhaps up over your shoulder.

Lumpy 02-28-2013 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9452799)
Or maybe hiding behind her clock.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9452875)
Perhaps someplace cool and humid. Behind the toilet bowl is a popular hangout I hear.

Stop it!! :deevee:

Lumpy 02-28-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9452894)
Or maybe in between the toilet's water tank and the wall behind it. You know, so you would never see it until you were completely relaxed on the toilet, and it climbed around the tank and into your lap or perhaps up over your shoulder.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BVcfjES_op...600/Toilet.jpg

Problem solved. :thumb:

listopencil 02-28-2013 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9452921)

But now you have to crap on a pile of broken ceramic. Master the hover squat.

Fish 02-28-2013 09:49 PM

Listen to this little fella sing and dance trying to get that spider booty. You can't tell me that's not hilarious and adorable...

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listopencil 02-28-2013 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9452978)
Listen to this little fella sing and dance trying to get that spider booty. You can't tell me that's not hilarious and adorable...

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Lumpy 02-28-2013 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9452929)
But now you have to crap on a pile of broken ceramic. Master the hover squat.

No worries about me mastering the hover squat. I'm scared that a damn spider is going to bite my butt now. LMAO


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