There's a fan out there about to be covered in excrement.

Most least surprising development ever?

I was just thinking along those lines. Someone, somewhere, has all those guys on his fantasy team.

A-Rod should be banned for life...

Seriously...

pump Moose and Hosmer full of horse roids, greenies, HGH and testosterone and see if they can get away with using a whizinator for a year or so...

they get caught, they miss 50 games...but hopefully the confidence of being super humans for a few months/years makes them good players when they come back from their suspensions

what could it hurt?

I'd hire Ben Johnson as our hitting coach.

Grandal is listed there and he was already suspended 50 games to start this season.

I don't mind these guys juicing. It makes the game fun.

If they suspend enough players do you think the Royals can win a few games?

None once news of Frenchy's suspension hits the airwaves. We're nothing without that juicing, club leader, bacon eater and RBI machine.

If Frenchy was one on the list, the rest of the American League teams would petition that he NOT be suspended. He's such a good boy

Francoeur is a team leader. And he swallows.

Just means they aren't trying hard enough.

Still have to pay for him.

Tack on another 100