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Skyy God 01-18-2013 02:51 PM
That was an awfully patient bison...

Fritz88 01-18-2013 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9330757)
Are bison fast?
They can go up to 32 mph and probably more.


Bottom line is, it will outrun you.
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MahiMike 01-18-2013 03:05 PM
Good thing that Rhino didn't have an assault rifle.

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:06 PM
Um........they do that.

frankotank 01-18-2013 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2 (Post 9331137)
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My question is who is the old white guy pretending to be a shrub?
yeah that's real funny Dad! real ****ing funny.

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Rain Man 01-18-2013 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9331160)
Why is there a walkway in the middle of a Bison field?
It makes it easier to find the bodies.

That, and Yellowstone has some occasional places where you take a step and the ground collapses and melts your foot with superheated steam.

The end of that video is interesting with the adult grinning after his kid was about to trampled beneath a one-ton wild animal. Yeah, pretty funny.

DJJasonp 01-18-2013 03:21 PM
....and the victim was rushed off to the hospital for emergency rhinoplasty surgery!!

Dante84 01-18-2013 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DJJasonp (Post 9331259)
....and the victim was rushed off to the hospital for emergency rhinoplasty surgery!!
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Brando 01-18-2013 03:41 PM
Best I could find after the attack
http://www.tvnotas.com.mx/advf/image...2beb_350x0.jpg

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9331216)
Good thing that Rhino didn't have an assault rifle.
ROFL

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9331303)
http://youtu.be/07pLGIgyfjw

Rain Man 01-18-2013 03:47 PM
In the long term, a few broken ribs is a small price to pay for a lifetime of telling "I was gored by a rhino" stories at parties.

Nickel D 01-18-2013 04:07 PM
Them rhinos got 'em some nice sets o' ribs I wished were smokin' hot on my grill right about now.

Bwana 01-18-2013 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9331176)
That was an awfully patient bison...
Yes it was. When they get pissed they start throwing dirt with their legs and head along with their tail sticking out, or up. The thing gave a lot of signs before it took after Jr. The kid got lucky.

Here's one teaching a dude how to fly. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

Rausch 01-18-2013 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9331314)
In the long term, a few broken ribs is a small price to pay for a lifetime of telling "I was gored by a rhino" stories at parties.
I guess I just don't get the Aussies...


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