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Fish 08-27-2012 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8858396)
You use your finger or what?

http://www.aspshop.net/upload/upimg9...-fan-34479.jpg

suzzer99 08-27-2012 11:39 PM

Lol

Fairplay 08-27-2012 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 8856507)

Also interesting is "Hippo sweat"...

Hippos also sweat a special red secretion, that happens to be the best "sunscreen" in the world. And on top of being better sunscreen than what chemists can create, it also happens to be naturally antiseptic, and an insect repellent.



I bet it took evolution a couple million years to figure out how to do that.

Psyko Tek 08-28-2012 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WV (Post 8856312)
Funny that two of the more docile looking animals are the most dangerous. The Hippo and the Cape Buffalo.

that would be because people are stupid enough to get close to them
nobody is gonna try to touch a lion
think about it, why they look sorta like cattle, I can just walk among them

evolution in action

Fairplay 08-28-2012 12:32 AM

Evolution can brew up the ultimate warrior in the animal kingdom with a half cheetah/ half hippo.

ThaVirus 08-28-2012 12:32 AM

Hippo vs. Rhino.

Who's winning in a skr8 up fight?

Fairplay 08-28-2012 12:48 AM

Back in the day when the Roman Coliseum was the place to see and be seen those Romans would put everything from lions, tigers, leopards, elephants, hippos and rhinos in the ring with the Gladiators.

Could you imagine the poor sap going against any one of them? Take your pick, doesn't matter much, your time on earth will be measured in seconds now. Not days and years. My goodness that would be brutal.

Saccopoo 08-28-2012 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 8858521)
Back in the day when the Roman Coliseum was the place to see and be seen those Romans would put everything from lions, tigers, leopards, elephants, hippos and rhinos in the ring with the Gladiators.

Could you imagine the poor sap going against any one of them? Take your pick, doesn't matter much, your time on earth will be measured in seconds now. Not days and years. My goodness that would be brutal.

I'll put money on ThaVirus in that shit. Skr8 up, yo.

Fairplay 08-28-2012 12:54 AM

Bad alligator.

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ThaVirus 08-28-2012 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 8858522)
I'll put money on ThaVirus in that shit. Skr8 up, yo.

Throw me in with a loincloth and a teacup. I'll come out with a lion-skin jacket.

RealSNR 08-28-2012 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 8858524)
Throw me in with a loincloth and a teacup. I'll come out with a lion-skin jacket.

Unfortunately, it will be covered in hippo feces

RealSNR 08-28-2012 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8856498)
I'm not going anywhere I'm not considered the zenith of the food chain...

Stylish avatar :D

Aries Walker 08-28-2012 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 8858521)
Back in the day when the Roman Coliseum was the place to see and be seen those Romans would put everything from lions, tigers, leopards, elephants, hippos and rhinos in the ring with the Gladiators.

Could you imagine the poor sap going against any one of them? Take your pick, doesn't matter much, your time on earth will be measured in seconds now. Not days and years. My goodness that would be brutal.

Well, technically they weren't gladiators if they went against animals - they were either outright sacrifices, or what they called bestiarii, pit fighters specialized in fighting animals. Gladiators just fought each other. I know; nitpick, nitpick, nitpick.

There was supposed to be a Maximus vs. a rhino scene in Gladiator, but they cut it because I suppose it was one fight too many. They storyboarded it, though, and those show up on the DVD. It would have been sweet; I think he defeated it by having it get its horn stuck in the wooden wall. They also had a throwing-the-Christians-to-the-lions scene, which they actually shot, but then they cut it because they said the lions looked too listless and bored.

TLO 03-17-2014 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8856047)
This is better...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jSZgkFtV-Ao" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Still funny... LMAO

Pepe Silvia 03-17-2014 08:08 PM

Brings a whole new meaning to "Smelling like shit."


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