I kind of like mayhem news.

They said in the video that he was giving some of his fish to his friend, and that's not part of the deal. He also had an unpaid tab at the time.

Peyton Manning

Someone should teach that fat bastard to fish instead of giving him one.

He's like a Ralph Nader with man tits.

Give his ass some extra fish with a few drops of Castor Oil.
Problem solved.

I bet he eats fish because it's healthy.

Give the man some ****ing fish like you advertised you dumb ****ing penny pincher piece of shit owner.


**** the owner, lying sack of shit. Die in a fire.

6'6 and 350. Bring him in for a look. Have someone put fish filets in Mannings pants during warmups.

If you've ever been to an all you can eat place you know they are filled with 300+ lb gluttons. Its all you can eat, not all that a whale can eat. If the restaurant is running low and they know this person has been a problem in the past, they are right to cut him off.

I once went to a buffet where they just put out a whole tray of crab legs and one guy took every single one. The avarice at these places is unbelievable.

ROFL

Phish Gin and Juice.mp3

Don't go getting all biblical on us now!ROFL

That plus-size'd FUPA-American is the reason the blue fin tuna numbers are dwindling.

The coast guard should harpoon that murdering seadonkey.

Remember when the Simpsons was actually funny?

[Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much]
Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
Homer: So, do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo!