Man, there sure are some twisted ****ers that post here on the planet.
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In high school, one of my friends casually mentioned in a group conversation that he always wanted to have a stalker, so I took it upon myself to leave random notes made from cut-out letters from magazines, cans of spam, and dead flowers, in his locker, and anywhere else I thought he would find them. He thought it was awesome to have a stalker who would leave him cans of spam.
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Now, how would YOU dispose of the body? |
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I'm guessing a Human/SPAM stew mmm....Spam |
Could be worse, at least you find out who she is now.
18 years, 18 years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids His baby momma's car's crib is bigger than his You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey( your money) If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah It's something that you need to have Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half 18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need) But she aint messin wit no broke *****z(can you feel me ma) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need) but she aint messin wit no broke *****z(i gotta leave) |
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I've never had one go psycho on me after the breakup because they all do that while I'm still with them. The worst was the one that I was actually living with. She's bitching to me for a month about how we don't have enough money, then suddenly two days go by with no money talk. I'm thinking she must have finally gotten over it, but no, she show up with a new car. A couple of days later she shows up with a new TV that she paid for with some financing deal. Then she takes to leaving dishes around the apt. until the food on them molds, letting her cat puke on the floor and leaving it forever, etc. Finally I "forgot her birthday", which pissed her off and got her to leave. Best part was she took the TV, but the bills kept coming because she had put the f**ker in my name. Seems she couldn't get the credit herself. Not quite sure to this day how she pulled that one off, though.
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Note to you killers out there:
You're the first place they're going to look. |
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