Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10853439)

"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one."

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10853795)

if a 300 lb athletic freak is afraid to have a gay man shower in the same community shower as him...

then he has some serious issues IMO

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10853842)

Again, you are confusing disgust with fear, apparently intentionally.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10854243)

Who hasn't gotten wood in the shower? !?!?!

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10853971)

they should spot check him during the year in any interviews.....

"Michael, how do you feel you did today?"
answer.....
"So, were you excited to get your first sack?(talking about on-field)?"
answer.....
"what has been the most difficult thing about transitioning from the college game to the nfl"
"who has the biggest pickle on the team"
Answer.

GOTCHA!

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10854276)

If you think gay is gross, you're a homophobe. I'm not condemning anyone who feels that way and it's probably a natural feeling. But it is what it is...

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10854291)

The NFL should just move to separate showers. Gay and straight.


Why don't we have coed showers? Male and female. Because we don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable, embarrassed or aroused.


Well, isn't that essentially the same thing here?

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10854291)

The NFL should just move to separate showers. Gay and straight.


Why don't we have coed showers? Male and female. Because we don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable, embarrassed or aroused.


Well, isn't that essentially the same thing here?

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10854298)

I don't feel that way.

I think Gay, as in woman on woman, is awesome.

Sorry, dude railing dude. Not so much.

There is no hate for homo in me. I have friends who are gay, guys, and girls, it doesn't bother me, I just don't want to think about dude on dude.

Asshole.

;)