Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9493734)

That gets you a red light camera ticket in Spokane, unfortunately.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9493722)

Haven't been to Floriduh since bootcamp. Didn't have my car with me.

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9493478)

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

Originally Posted by LOCOChief (Post 9493753)

A little while back the wife was coming out of Publix with a full cart of groceries when one of em plowed over the cart barely missing my wife, continued going, pushing the overturned cart, running over our groceries until the perp settled in a handicap spot.

She crept out of her Caddy over to my wife to see if she was ok before heading into the store to do her shopping.

My wife was standing there like WTF?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9493764)

Holy shit. Did you get your destroyed groceries replaced?

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9493772)

As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch.

How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.

Originally Posted by Simplicity (Post 9493762)

Who tf are you? Stop your bitching. The girl was going 2 mph under.

Originally Posted by LOCOChief (Post 9493780)

No, that's why my wife was still standing (with others) there with the WTF thing going on. The criminal didn't even know she pushed the cart all the way into the parking spot, she was what they call oblivious. I suspect she was a repeat offender.

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9493797)

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9493797)

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9493798)

Your wife's far nicer than me. That bluehaired bitch would have been replacing everything in the cart and delivering them to my house in her Cadillac.