Kids are pussies these days.

I drank a shit ton last night.just looked at my receipt 17 doubles., slept it off, was at work at 630 this morning with nothing but a coffee. Worked until 6 tonight. Feeling good right now.

And that was a tame night...
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Right with you, had 18 beers in the fridge last night, stopped on the way home and picked up a case, didn't want to run out.

Hell my wife will drink a beer for every double I drink... And she also had a couple Vegas bombs last night. Had the kids at daycare and was at the shop by 8. Trooper
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I hear Ya. I get nervous when my beer count is in the single digits.

yep, when the apocalypse hits, I plan on kicking back a cold one and dust in the wind, cant be to prepared.

Drinking that much is really not something to brag about.

you shut your filthy whore mouth

You are a chatty drunk. No one likes a chatty drunk. Unless they are stumbling around. Then it's funny.

but you look better when I'm drunk?

I am indeed a talkative drunk.

Said by someone who doesn't really drink.

I don't drink everyday and I don't drink to drink, I drink to get drunk.
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That was covered, please describe what you are wearing and what it's like to be a tranny, what is your preferred lube and best reach around you ever received? /Jim Jones needs the tip.

Black tank top, sweatpants, and **** me heels. Astroglide, and I don't receive the reach arounds, I give them. Come on over.

Also, to be fair, I'm talkative when I'm sober as well.

Jim will be right over and sends his regards! :moon: