Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10445190)

In just 15 minutes you could save yourself from the performance of oral compensation.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10445209)

I like the concept. Maybe I can sell it.

Shot pans out from a slightly dented fender in a manly car, like a Jeep of some sort, past a chick car that obviously backed into it. Perhaps a Miata.

As the camera pans out, an attractive woman's face enters the screen in a very tight closeup.

Woman: I thought I'd be okay without insurance.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


Woman: But then I backed into a guy's car in the parking lot.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.


We negotiated a way to avoid me having to pay, but it's not fun.

Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again and wipes her mouth, looking kind of disgusted.


Narrator: Car insurance. It's not just for financial protection. It's also for protection against having to provide oral sex in a drug store parking lot.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10444938)

I had something like this happen to me in the parking lot of a local pizza place about a month ago. While I was inside ordering, a young girl clipped my bumper on her way out. I wouldn't have known but she came in to find out who owned the vehicle and do the right thing. She kept offering her contact info and I declined as there was barely any noticeable change to my vehicle. She had been in front of me in line and I had overheard her talking about being in the hospital that day. Turns out she was coming home from the hospital. She had spent the day with her dying mother and she was a wreck. I ended up talking to her and making her feel better. Things are meant to be used and people are meant to be loved. Don't get it backwards.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10445076)

You must drive piece of shit vehicles. If I have spent $40,000 to $50,000 on a vehicle and you dent/scratch it, you can bet your ass I'm getting it fixed and your insurance is going to pay for it.

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10445302)

When I was in high school, I had a friend over who was parked in the street and my neighbor backed into him. She came over, bitched about how he should be more careful where he parks, and when they eventually settled on a cash amount, she insisted that he use the money to fix his car and not anyway else.

Total ****. Terrible people in this world

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10444892)

Bet he has tons of oil money.

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10445303)

Allah Akbar

Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10445199)

Be honest cabletech. How's your karaoke?

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 10446012)

i've been known to. but it's usually just to alan jackson. and i haven't for about 8 years. and my voice has changed (finally hit puberty last year).

let's face it, i'm probably turrrrible. ;)

Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10445561)

I wouldn't spend 40-50 grand on a car if I was a millionaire. That's an ungodly waste of money.

Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10444887)

Long story short: I got in a hurry was backing up and didn't see one of my neighbors friends parked in the driveway and I clipped him. (me getting old and dumbassidity) Not much damage but marked his paint a little and crushed his plastic hubcap. Worst part about it was the dude was across the street in class while I was sitting there left to sweat it.

Anyway, I waited outside for him to get back, as I knew what my first reaction would be if I saw my car there like that, with insurance info in hand hoping I could afford to pay for it out of pocket rather than go through insurance.

About 30 minutes later a Saudi Arabian fellow come hopping along, stopped when he saw his car, and I ran out to him. His reaction "don't sweat it, the marks will buff right out and I was going to get some rims because I hated the hubcaps. I'm not mad, thank you for waiting to tell me."

I offered repeatedly to let me replace the damaged hub cap and repeatedly he refused. I didn't scratch the paint as I backed into him with my bad ass rear end of plastic but some paint did transfer.

Point is quite a few people would so take advantage of this but this dude didn't even want to hear about me trying to make it even.

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 10446405)

Yep. Lamar Hunt drove a Ford Fiesta. He thought spending money on cars was a huge waste of money, a sentiment many millionaires agree on.

The difference between the middle class and the upper class, car payments. Don't have them.