Tickets cheaper than parking!

2012 Chiefs: We Quit Because We Want You To

2012 Chiefs: Perfecting Sorrow

Chiefs Wont!

Your 2012 Chiefs: Helping To Put Illegal Scalpers Out Of Business By Eliminating Demand.

Suck For Luck.

(And yes, I know it's one year late. That's the joke.)

2012 KC CHIEFS: Two Year Extensions for EVERYONE!!!

*with a glowing, warm, get you ready for glory forward by Steve Saboll* NFL Films presents - Free Falling from the Stratosphere: the 2012 Chiefs

"Saving the Raiders from last place"

Breakdooooooooooooown KANSAS CITY

If you ain't first, you're last......


No really, we are last.

2012 Chiefs: The Arrowhead Duh-leet.

GO...aw, screw it.

2012 Chiefs: Every Team's Drunk Dial

From the end zone on a blocked punt with a dumb ass punter not taking the tackle in the end zone for 2 and instead taking it out and throwing a pick to set up the opposing offense on the one".............anything is possible.



Though it might be too long for a bumper sticker