I already took it to your mom. now it's just dirty.

:cuss::D

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Whatch'ya'll in here lyin about?

we're talking about poor 'ol Doodle

the horses can't win the race like we thought they could it's 99 in Johnny just St feeling up to it but it's okay because we got colors on our side I believe red bro bleed bleed

I'll have what he's ^ having.

I'd say I'm lying about how much I like tits, but that's not really a lie.

**** I'm 24 minutes late

inb4 I have the all time lead in posts in this thread

It's only 8:30 pm here


Jelly?

My 3g isn't working too well. Took me 19 minutes to watch a 8 minute porno clip. Nutted all over the place , though.

I'm closing in on your bundle of sticks ass.

No you aint.

whatever girlfriend

You ain't bout shit.

I'm about all kind of things.

Prove it.

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I got more text messages than you today

Looks like you're losing to a cop and a girl.

Doesn't matter, you ain't catching me!

Because

I

Can

I get you before you get the flower and bacon

Post

Whore

All

Day

Every

Day.

Suck

it,

nerd.

Dude buck chill

Chiefs Suck.

I'm sorry nobody texts you

Don't tell me what to do.

lolwut

You must lead a lonely life

You take that the **** back, chico

This little Bitch snores

this fat lady that lived with me for a little while had a dog named Cheka

It yapped alot

Chased that Punk charger fan off though

sometimes you just gotta sweep the deck

I miss Joey. I think.

Was that the pregnant girl?

No that was the other. Joey was a ner'do well that couldn't stay out of his own way. Before your time.

I miss Chandler most of all

couldn't stay out of his own way? Must've had big feet.

and you know what they say about guys with big feet

Big socks

I find it funny that Jennifer Aniston is the only one to really keep her fame going. Courtney Cox has done some crap and Matthew Perry has done some lesser known things but only Jennifer may be more famous now than then.

small brains?

:)

What the **** is Jennifer Aniston doing? I remember some Adam Sandler fail of a comedy, then nothing.

She's done all kinds of movies as leading lady. Movies that did well.

Ooh! Those movies?

just jerked it

Horrible Bosses
Just Go With It
Love Happens
He's Just Not Into You
Marley & Me
The Breakup

I already named just go with it as a crapfest

And the rest sucked


Although Marley and me was touching.

I mean those don't even sound appealing

Not one of them

Id rather watch buck jerk it

It wasn't based on your opinion. My bad. They were hit movies.

Maybe one of those had box office success. Maybe.

Shouldn't you be tucking your kids in rather than getting drunk and perusing the internet?

OK. Or all of them. Whatever works for you.

:)

Dude its midnight, I hope they've been asleep a few hours.

Same as it ever was

Just took a shit.

And who says I'm drunk? And what the **** does perusing mean?

I bet it was better than any movie Jennifer Aniston has made in the past few years.

LMAO

www.dictionary.com

I'm not looking at crap up I'm still waiting for you to prove that Jennifer Aniston has had more than 1 box office success in the past 5 years.

You bite your ****ing tongue. Aniston in Horrible Bosses is awesome.


****ing. Awesome.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...cx4to3_250.gif

Did I catch Luv yet?

Who the **** are you?

Horrible Bosses was garbage and Aniston was the most garbage person in that movie.