has russell been signed yet? i need a name change.

you really do. start a thread about it.

are you being a jackass? because those bitches won't let me start threads :cuss:

Give or take.

smoke any weed tonight?

Sober.

It's about to rain here

It's gettin hot in here.

Since the Russel signing didn't go in the best direction, maybe your new name should be CasselFTW.

take it up with daface

other possible names for yeh

BugEaterIsSexy
LoveBug
BugBites
NebraskanLovin

Pube-A-Conda
1984 David Bowie
LessLemonPledge
MorePineSol

????? I'm hurt.

I got to work this morning at 6:30. I'll be leaving work around 2.....tomorrow morning. God I love Elections.

WOW THAT'S A LOW PRICE!!!!

Last night, and yesterday as a whole, was Awesome.

Came twice, huh? :clap: :D

ROFL

Not where I was going with that, but I wouldn't expect anything less from this membership.

I have an employee that literally will take a 30+ min long shit every morning. I like to read on the pot sometimes, and I always wipe thorougly, but 30+ min? Damn. That's just too long.
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I ****ing hate voters. Yeah, I know I have a job because of them....but right now I ****ing hate them.

School.....

So far....

Perfect attendance. Perfect scores on all homework. I've missed one on one quiz (although possibly another one tonight, damn it).

Lovin' it!

First time I've ever felt so confident that I've made the right choice for myself.

Been thinking about going to school myself. Last night, Lumpy and I had our 1st serious discussion about it.

Not quite sure what my major would be. I have a knack for business management but don't enjoy it much. I went on a job interview today for a gig with my old company. They are going to offer it to me tomorrow but I'm actually making the same pay sitting at home collecting unemployment. They offered me a salary almost 50 percent lower than what I was making and they want me to work overnights. The only reason I'd take it is for the health insurance.
Lumpy told me not to take it, (she knows I'd be miserable). She's been really great through all of the stuff I've been dealing with.

Decisions, decisions...
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And this employee gets paid to take a 30+ minute dump? I need that job.

You would probably qualify for a Pell Grant. I think unemployment usually has some education assistance, too. I'd look into it. I'm going to Vatterott, which is more like a vocational school. Sure, they want graduates, but they get their funding through job placement more than anything.

I've been looking at a few local schools, (metro and bellevue) but I'm really looking at upper iowa. My dad went there via correspondence and he recommends it highly. Believe it or not, I'm a helluva cook so I'm kinda looking at some culinary schools as well.
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gotta ge to 1000 posts

10 away now

Hey luv, what time line do they give you for pay back on that grant? (If you know)

Do they charge interest?
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drinking 946 mL of chocolate milk

I say go for it. If you can do it and keep your family afloat.....DO IT!

You don't pay back grants.

I didn't qualify for any. I make too much and I have no dependents. If you take out any loans (I took out the max $20k), repayment starts six months after you leave school.

I can't remember the interest rate on the loan. I'll have to dig through my paperwork.

I like making shit up

Hence the word "grant" huh?

Duh.

Well, I'm meeting with the state next week, I'll ask them for the paperwork.
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Yeah but what can I do? Force him to use sick time? I mean I guess I could, but I just don't really want to talk to him about it.
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Had a guy like that. Fortunately, he was straight up and told that every time he eats he has to take a serious shit. I was like, preciate the info brah. Guy had a shit diet, but didn't feel it was my place to coach that.

I also have an employee(female) who is a very nice person, and a good worker. She has never heard of Nelson Mandela, does not clean her ears with qtips, does not drink water because it tastes bad, etc. I am constantly amazed at some of the questions she asks on a daily basis.
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Ha, chick next to me last week was explaining her enchilada recipe to me and said she uses 'Kanye' pepper to give it the heat. I was like you probably shouldn't be anywhere near open flames and sharp objects.

Yep, people around here eat nothing but junk, and drink pop and eat sweets. Then they say eww gross when I bring a salad with a couple hard boiled eggs, or eat some cottage cheese.
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You all haven't got shit on some of my former employees...

I had a guy that worked for me who was a super nice dude. There was a serious issue with hygiene, however. He only bathed about once every 3 weeks. He had horrible acne as well, (I'm sure both issues were caused by one another.)
It was the middle of summer and my employees worked outside. Finally we all had enough and I actually had to pull him aside and write up a disciplinary action form on him that included hygiene instructions. He told me that due to plumbing issues, he couldn't utilize his shower. I had to arrange an account with the local truck stop for him to use their facilities every other day.
I think the final straw was when he picked a huge white-head on his cheek and commenced to eating the excretion.
(My other employees were having lunch at the time, btw)

You wouldn't believe how many times I had to have the "hygiene talk" with some of my employees. Corporate actually had to put instructions in the management guidelines handbook three years ago. People are definitely strange.
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Please tell me where you work, so I can avoid it. And I hope to God it's not a restaurant, LOL.

Don't work there anymore but you don't have to worry about it. He moved to Arizona.
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Does he look Mexican? Maybe his nasty ass will get deported!

I never realized what a racket mulch is. Not only do you have to keep putting on new layers because the shit decomposes. Because it decomposes it's the perfect medium for tree seeds to sprout in. But you can spray some shit on there to stop that.

Then there is the color change. You have to get enough to cover the old for the new color. Dark brown, light brown, red. Red, WTF.

Any day now there will be some results of some test done on lab rats that the dye used in mulch causes breast cancer. Then you'll have to call in a HAZMAT team to clear the old mulch out for the new non-toxic shit that costs three as much. AND COMES IN PINK!

I say **** it. Some weeds are edible or make a decent wine

The other Thoracic thread got me thinking. When I was a kid I like to catch bugs and I was into metal. I dreamed of one day having a band and calling it Thorax.

The other Thoracic thread got me thinking. When I was a kid I like to catch bugs and I was into metal. I dreamed of one day having a band and calling it Thorax.

Mine was gonna be the "Sand Paper Tampons".

My award winning pickup line for the evening, field tested and hot-bitch approved:

Fortune favors the bold.

Hot damn, I would on the back of a motorcycle!!

Thats weird, I accidentally the back of a motor cycle this very evening.

Then maybe you had about half as much fun as I did this evening!!:D

Welp, guess I won't be interviewing with THIS company.

I just got pulled over by a Mo state highway patrol officer,and after I told him that I had a firearm in the vehicle he cuffed me and put me in his cruiser while he and 4 other officers searched my truck...You know I try to have lots of respect for them and all but they treated me like shit and acted as if I was a fukkn terrorist.I didn't even get a ticket.He pulled me over because I just barely crossed the yellow line while messing with my radio!Fukkn punk!That is all.
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Around the Horn has got to be the worst ****ing piece of shit show on television. Why espn keeps that abortion on the air is beyond me.
I'd rather watch queer eye reruns while finger-banging the worm infested corpse of Bea Arthur than sit through that crap. Everyone talks over one-another and the host is a ****ing douchebag.

That is all.
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English comedies = PUSSY

Do him a favor and file a formal complaint with the appropriate agency. Mandatory 4 hour sensitivity training, and frankly it sounds like he could use it.

I know this is nothing new, but it just pisses me off to no end.

But I wanna puke every time I hear that justice is blind, or Justice for all.

Bullshit, for all that can pay. It's all about the money and has nothing to do about punishment/rehabilitation or anything else but $$$$

Ahahaha, what is this girl up to?

She wants to know if you munch carpet.

LOL

:clap:

It's sad that it's true.........

I used to believe in the justice system, then had my own first serious run in with the courts, that has now become about nothing more than a case about $$, not the crime ....:shake:

It really makes me doubt a lot of what I have always thought to be true. I know there are good cops/judges ect, but by far they are in the minority or eventually fall victim to the system just like the people caught up in it for "crimes"

Yeah, it's sad, but it's true. Life is not equal, therefore justice isn't either. If you have money, you can buy your way out of most things. If not, you'll never make any money because that criminal background will prevent you from ever getting a decent job.

Our capitalistic society is structured in a sophisticated way to disguise what it really is. The Indian caste system that's been going on for centuries. Sure, you can escape the caste you're born into, unlike the Indian caste system, but it's incredibly difficult and nowhere near "equal".

The land of 2nd chances is one of those cliche sayings people use and it's just a big joke.

One of the first things I got told in my legal classes is....

"One of the first things you'll learn when you're out in the field is that justice is not always fair."

OH SO NOW YER AN EXPERT HUHUHH LOLOLOL

LMAO Let's take a look at the definition of the word justice. "The quality of being just or fair."

But by all means, justice isn't always fair. We're such an idiotic species.

Yep. It's gotten to a point of lawyers caring more about winning their cases than finding the truth.

Which is because they want more money. So justice really is about money. It's disgusting to me, but say la vee.

Whats Ironic about my situation is that it's supposed to be designed to specifically take the "money or Status" a person has out of the equation...ROFL

But yea as you said it is hard once you get branded a certain way. Luckily, at least in my case, my employer based his hiring and promotions on me, not what some BS cop/court said.

:clap::clap:

Not all of us cops get caught up in that. But, I do understand what your saying. In my twelve years as a Sheriff, I had to do two stints as a bailiff. I was shocked by the fact that Johnny Methhead was given chance after chance, and all the resources availible to him to rehabilitate his problem, while it seemed that honest, good hearted americans who worked hard, were punished severely for making a mistake.

It left me bewildered at our system....

Don't take me wrong, there are great cops/judges/lawyers out there ( yea even lawyers..LOL).
I worked as a Paramedic for 13+ years, and 10+ as a Sheriffs Dispatcher also, and got to work with a lot of great officers, but unfortunately way to many that were very judgmental for no reason at all.

But yea I 100% agree with the last part of your statement is so very true. This is exactly what happened in my case. I was 41 years old, NEVER had anything but a traffic violation, and got royally screwed. I've seen literlaly dozens of others with extensive records get convicted of the same crime as I did and get a slap. But because they were younger or had more money or the right family name or even the right "wrong background", they get away with it

You're posting from prison?

uhhhh no. :spock:

And no never been to prison, though the prosecutor wanted me to go. I did get a 3-5 year sentence, with credit for 4 1/2 months served in the county jail & the rest suspended for 5 years probation.

I just tried masturbating with a frog. Now my junk is purple and oozing. Any suggestions?

Lighter fluid:D

I made it a pretty good habit to leave work at work. I never carried the job home with me. Prolly why I am still pretty healthy.....

Maybe I'm just getting older & more cynical, but it seems that this was something that most law enforcement used to be able to do. But the newer generation seems not to be able to do this. maybe it's just the nature of our society or maybe that the 'crimes" ect are different now. Or then again maybe it is just because I'm getting older.

But I know what you mean about leaving work at work. That is part of the reason I retired from EMS and public safety work, because it did get to the point were it was harder and harder to do that.

what's that like? granted it's not law enforcement, but I'm a big failure at leaving work at work.

I want pink-striped socks for my very own.

I have purple ones...but I'd rather have pink.