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'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 14502833)
Only way Bader would have scored on that is if he was just blindly running and not reading the play. More than likely hes holding maybe a 1/3 of the way to 3rd base.

Which means that 320 foot fly just hit still scores him and advances Edman to third.

****ing kill yourself.

Prison Bitch 10-06-2019 04:59 PM

DONT bring in Greg Holland

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:00 PM

:facepalm:

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:00 PM

Get him out. Now.

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:00 PM

Carlos gonna Carlos. :shake:

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:00 PM

Jesus Christ. How many he gonna give up today?

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:01 PM

It will be a miracle if he only gives up 1

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:02 PM

I can't watch.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:08 PM

0-2 and then complete shit

Chief Roundup 10-06-2019 05:08 PM

I hate how Martinez misses wildly over and over.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:09 PM

Time to get nasty Carlos

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:09 PM

Whew he swung at ball 4. It was a nasty pitch though.

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:10 PM

I think that's a mistake. Should have pitched to McCann.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

Who could have ****ing guessed?

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

Of course.

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

****ing CMart

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS MARTINEZ YOU USELESS ****ING ****

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14502879)
Whew he swung at ball 4. It was a nasty pitch though.

Honestly, it was kind of a ball the whole way, but these guys want to be heroes.


And now Shildt puts the winning run on base despite the fact that Martinez has a changeup to throw to lefties like McCann.

Prison Bitch 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

You guys were dead nuts right about this

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

That was a ****ing meatball.

BigRedChief 10-06-2019 05:11 PM

Hanging slider

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:12 PM

And now Carlos blows it to the RHH.

Just release this mother****er. I'm sick of this shit.

rydogg58 10-06-2019 05:12 PM

**** you Martinez.

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:12 PM

Go ahead and give up four or five more you useless ****ing ****.

Chief Roundup 10-06-2019 05:13 PM

A certain poster will be by here in a little bit to tell us how we are all wrong about Martinez.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14502895)
And now Carlos blows it to the RHH.

Just release this mother****er. I'm sick of this shit.

”iT’s BaTtED bAlL lUcK” -DJ

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:14 PM

Game. Wasted a iller start by Waino. Nice work dipshit.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:14 PM

Take him off the roster and immediately DFA him.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-06-2019 05:14 PM

Intentional Walks the go ahead run ROFL Fire this clown

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:14 PM

What a ****ing joke. Go Hancock yourself, bitch.

George Liquor 10-06-2019 05:14 PM

I hate Carlos Martinez

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:15 PM

Well darn, who could have seen this coming?

EVERYBODY BUT OUR IDIOT **** **** COCKSUCKING reerun PIECE OF ****ING SHIT OF AN INBRED MANAGER.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:15 PM

Still no one up in the bullpen, because they can get four or five more.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:15 PM

Shidt needs to be fired for this game. Literally everyone on a message board can see this shit coming but the guy making millions because he's too ****ing myopic to see his closer is dog shit.

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:16 PM

Wish they'd lost the first game. Then we'd be half an inning away from being put out of our ****ing misery.

**** these loser ****s.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-06-2019 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14502912)
Shidt needs to be fired for this game. Literally everyone on a message board can see this shit coming but the guy making millions because he's too ****ing myopic to see his closer is dog shit.

Left nut fitted with clown shoes by Carlos and Shildt

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:17 PM

I bet our bitchmade fans are too big of pussies to boo him off the field

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14502915)
Wish they'd lost the first game. Then we'd be half an inning away from being put out of our ****ing misery.

**** these loser ****s.

Only 1 loser at the moment and that’s CMart. Could be his last game as a Cardinal.

George Liquor 10-06-2019 05:18 PM

Get this reerun out

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:18 PM

WTF is Shildt doing?

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:18 PM

How is this piece of shit still in the game?

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:19 PM

No matter what happens in the 9th Carlos should never be run out there again I his life in a save situation. Go with Gallegos.

Chief Roundup 10-06-2019 05:19 PM

Where you at DJ? Go ahead and defend Carlos.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14502926)
No matter what happens in the 9th Carlos should never be run out there again I his life in a save situation. Go with Gallegos.

There won’t be another save situation. They thoroughly blew it on both sides of the ball the last two half innings. They’re cooked.

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:20 PM

Waino pitched is guts out, **** that pisses me off. ****ers can't hit for shit and the bullpen has totally melted down.

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:20 PM

I wish this franchise could finally get a legit closer.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 14502927)
Where you at DJ? Go ahead and defend Carlos.

“That center cut cutter that Swanson hit 120 mph was actually a great pitch, you can’t expect him to hit a BP fastball there”

kcxiv 10-06-2019 05:25 PM

im not sure he was out. it looked like he wasnt on. i dunno.

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:25 PM

Nice play by Freeman. I can’t hate on these Braves players. **** Carlos.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:28 PM

I have no ill will towards the Braves at all. They deserve to win this series. They are the better team and the much better managed team.

The Cardinals had a chance to steal the series but their manager is too ****ing stupid and their closer too mentally ****ing fragile to do their jobs.

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:32 PM

This ump sucks balls.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 05:32 PM

Lol why the **** not. Horrible ****ing pitch.

Chief Roundup 10-06-2019 05:34 PM

That Acuna is a POS with his throat cutting movement with that out.

Jerm 10-06-2019 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 14502982)
That Acuna is a POS with his throat cutting movement with that out.

Yeah a real POS after getting thrown at in the last half inning.

Not that big of a deal....:rolleyes:

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 14502982)
That Acuna is a POS with his throat cutting movement with that out.

Carlos was talking shit the entire time he was melting down on the bump.

Marcellus 10-06-2019 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 14502985)
Carlos was talking shit the entire time he was melting down on the bump.

Doesn't change the fact it was a low class bullshit move.

kcpasco 10-06-2019 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14502989)
Doesn't change the fact it was a low class bullshit move.

Sure but Martinez should keep his mouth shut and see a shrink.

Chief Roundup 10-06-2019 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 14502984)
Yeah a real POS after getting thrown at in the last half inning.

Not that big of a deal....:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 14502985)
Carlos was talking shit the entire time he was melting down on the bump.

That gesture is not acceptable in any manner no matter what. MLB should send a message that it will not be tolerated.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 05:43 PM

Acuna should have come over and shit on Martinez's stupid ****ing ramen-noodle-lookin' head. I don't care the least about that throat slash. It's our guy that is the low-class entitled shithead in this situation, pouting because he can't locate a pitch or keep guys from hitting balls 160 MPH off the bat.

**** Martinez.

Frazod 10-06-2019 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 14502919)
Only 1 loser at the moment and that’s CMart. Could be his last game as a Cardinal.

The next game needs to be a lot of these mother****ers last game as Cardinals. Starting with that idiot **** manager.

George Liquor 10-06-2019 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14503043)
The next game needs to be a lot of these mother****ers last game as Cardinals. Starting with that idiot **** manager.

Who are you going to replace shildt with?

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 14503064)
Who are you going to replace shildt with?

If you and I can correctly manage a ****ing bullpen from our couch or a laptop on the shitter the bar ain't that ****ing high.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-06-2019 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14503043)
The next game needs to be a lot of these mother****ers last game as Cardinals. Starting with that idiot **** manager.

Glad more people are realizing what a clown he is

George Liquor 10-06-2019 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14503082)
If you and I can correctly manage a ****ing bullpen from our couch or a laptop on the shitter the bar ain't that ****ing high.

You and DJ were big shildt fans, and now all of a sudden you're off the train? He improved the defense and base running. I know you like your big words and sabermetrics but be consistent.

Jewish Rabbi 10-06-2019 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 14503125)
You and DJ were big shildt fans, and now all of a sudden you're off the train? He improved the defense and base running. I know you like your big words and sabermetrics but be consistent.

It’s been mostly DJ banging that drum.

Prison Bitch 10-06-2019 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14503008)
Acuna should have come over and shit on Martinez's stupid ****ing ramen-noodle-lookin' head. I don't care the least about that throat slash. It's our guy that is the low-class entitled shithead in this situation, pouting because he can't locate a pitch or keep guys from hitting balls 160 MPH off the bat.

**** Martinez.

Ian Kennedy, straight up. We’d do that deal ASAP.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 14503125)
You and DJ were big shildt fans, and now all of a sudden you're off the train? He improved the defense and base running. I know you like your big words and sabermetrics but be consistent.

You're loud wrong on this one:

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13731530)
Shildt has been awful, not less than stellar. Just another braindead idiot behind the controls that can't recognize when his pitchers are in trouble.

The rookies didn't run out of gas; they regressed to the mean. Guys like Gant, Gomber, Hudson, and Poncedeleon are all 5th starter/AAAA players. Mo did a terrible job building the bullpen, it was as bad as it has ever been in August but got by on luck, and then the luck normalized in September. Meanwhile, Schildt kept flushing games by relying on Norris because he couldn't see that he had been a ****ing turd since June.

All the while, Mo keeps losing trades and passing on players that could help them. Pham is .338/.417.570 over the last month, FWIW.


That's from 9/15/2018.

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13715739)
Shildt is a ****ing fraud. Better than Matheny, but a fraud nonetheless. No excuse to keep going to Norris in these situations. He's lost three games for this team in six days.

9/8/2018

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13673602)
He did the same thing two weeks ago. The same damned thing. And Schildt just let him lose the game. I mean, learn your ****ing lesson and know your ****ing players. Norris is just an average pitcher. He's not a dominant closer. He has a middling fastball and slider, and if he can't locate both, he's damn near ****ing worthless.

8/13/2018

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13641281)
I'd like to see Hicks jam a lit cherry bomb up Norris' ass for that performance.

Schildt ****ing butchered that inning, too. There is no more braindead managerial philosophy than "it was his game either way." If he was pitching well and they were getting bullshit hits like the 2010-2014 Giants, than sure, leave him in, but when he's getting ****ing rocked by every batter you can't just leave him in there to lose the game.

I don't know how a baseball lifer can sit on his ass for an inning like that unless he's just as big of a strategic clod as the mong he replaced.

DeWitt needs to drop a neutron bomb in this organization in the offseason.

7/23/2018

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13742013)
He obviously doesn't have it Shildt, but just keep your thumbs up your ass.

This is malpractice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14462187)
He's been playing with fire all year, but Shildt has managed him like a moron, thinking that strand rate is sustainable.


Both from the Cubs series last month

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14484412)
Shildt was horrible in September last year and he's been abysmal the last week as well.

9/29/2019.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-06-2019 08:10 PM

And he's doubling down on the stupidity:

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...nez-blows-save

jd1020 10-06-2019 10:12 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mr. Respect the Game, Carlos Martinez, blowing a kiss to Billy Hamilton. <a href="https://t.co/L6jeodeWVl">pic.twitter.com/L6jeodeWVl</a></p>&mdash; Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) <a href="https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1180984065790529536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

BigRedChief 10-06-2019 10:50 PM

It sucks we blew this game but come on people, is anyone surprised we are going to lose the series? ATL is a better team. It’s not even close. Our offense has disappeared at times all year. Am I supposed to be surprised it disappeared for two games in the playoffs?

This a way way better team than 2 years or last years team. Lots of progress. But, we all know that this team is not ready to take on the elite teams.

Frazod 10-06-2019 10:51 PM

Well, this day pretty much sucked big hairy dicks, didn't it?

BigRedChief 10-06-2019 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14506607)
Well, this day pretty much sucked big hairy dicks, didn't it?

it was a really shitty fan day. :(

Pasta Little Brioni 10-07-2019 01:25 PM

Goldy goes deep....then Ozuna

Listening and...JFC are Boomer and Sutcliffe washed up as ****. Boomer sounds half dead. Back back back back....croaked

Marcellus 10-07-2019 01:28 PM

I like the start just don't go dormant now.

Frazod 10-07-2019 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14507978)
I like the start just don't go dormant now.

Don't worry, I'm sure Martinez will bail out the Braves in the 9th. Apparently that's his job.

Marcellus 10-07-2019 02:34 PM

Ozuna is on fire.

Marcellus 10-07-2019 02:59 PM

Nice error Carpenter you **** stick. 4321

Well that was fun while it lasted.

DJ's left nut 10-07-2019 03:10 PM

Only 2 more guaranteed years for ol' Matty C.

Glad we got him extended. Not sure we could've afforded his asking price on the open market.

Mozeliak's made a fair number of dumb moves as the GM and none of them compare to the Carpenter extension in terms of pure idiocy. There was simply no reason to do it. At least with some of his other stupid decisions (Andrew Miller, Mike Leake, Fowler, Goldschmidt) you can cite a good justification for the decision. We needed a lefty reliever (after another of his dumb decisions in Cecil backfired) or a 4th starter after Lynn went down or a CFer/Leadoff hitter after Jay left or even the possibility of adding a dangerous power hitter.

All of those things you can point at in real time and say "hey, this isn't gonna work, but I can see why they did it..."

But Carpenter when he was in the midst of an awful funk adn the Cardinals had a team option on him for the following season on the off chance he rebounded....why? What possible reason is there for giving him the absolute top of what the market would've ever held for him in the event he reached FA? Why guarantee an unathletic, 1-tool player an extra 2 years when his 1 tool was showing signs of collapse anyway? Especially when you already have a player on a long-term deal at the only other position he could possibly play.

I mean...just why?

jd1020 10-07-2019 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14508145)
Don't worry, I'm sure Martinez will bail out the Braves in the 9th. Apparently that's his job.

Cardinals threatening to tie or take the lead. Martinez the lone man warming up in the pen for the 9th.

Marcellus 10-07-2019 04:33 PM

Marp with his patented strike out without ever swinging the bat move.


C-Mart should be able to put us out of our misery here.


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