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Next month will be 40 years since I graduated high school. A year from now will be the 40th anniversary of my joining the Navy.
I wore a Chiefs hat yesterday that's older than most of my coworkers. Yeah, **** you. |
I'm old enough that I can understand the "old person sleep schedule", which is going to sleep shortly after sunset, and waking up before sunrise. I don't actually do it because everyday life doesn't allow it, but I can totally see myself keeping those hours after retirement.
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Just woke up from my nap what did I miss
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I set the lawn sprinklers to go off at 9 pm on Halloween.
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When you are old, all the compliment you get come with qualifiers.
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WTF, good Saturday morning cartoons are non-existent
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I hate the new country music and I hate people who make that heart sign with their fingers and thumb..
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And pick their nose. |
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I play golf with a gentleman that is 94 years old. He plays 3 times a week. He told me he's thinking of quitting at 95. His wife said to him, "if you quit golf then what in the hell are you going to do?"
I never wanted to be an old man. But if I am as spry as this guy is at 95 it might not be so bad! I use him as an excuse to play golf as much as possible. I tell my wife if she wants me to live a long life I gotta play golf at least 3 times a week! |
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I have a lot of clothing that went out of style, came back in style, went out of style and is coming back in style. Proof that my life is a circle. |
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Yoko Ono
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LMAO
Damn |
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It’s because we like American white men.
Less these days but still. |
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But sleep with one eye open. |
Anyone have a rubber band around their wallet?
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Senior citizens are the fastest growing demographic for STD rates.
You’d be better to have a rubber in your wallet. |
I'm 34.
Am I old? |
Good God. I've practically grown up on this site.
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This thread smells like stale piss and unrealized dreams.
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In my early 20's I was kind of horrified to find out that pubic hair turns grey.
Now that the process has started, well, let's say it is what it is. |
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...with a knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone.....
Ring a bell anyone? |
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This old man he played two. He played knick knack on my shoe...
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Stop getting behind the wheel please.
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I got the reins, you push the wheel.
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I've begun wishing the Led Zeppelin drummer played a little quieter.
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
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I wish the people in front of me at a concert would sit the **** down.
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I go home waxing poetic about my city and my daughter says "Isn't Lil Wayne's audience like really really old now?" Geezer rap. Im still not talking to her. |
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.
I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls. |
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Now get off my lawn! |
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**** this being old shit. I'm 51 and I just played basketball last night against guys that were anywhere from 20 to 30 years younger than me. Hell, my son, who is 26, has friends that text me when they want to hoop. I may not be young and as quick as I used to be but I'll be damned if I let my age hold me back.
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You're there when people at public places start holding the door open when they see you coming. It takes a bit to sink in
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My high school grandkids won’t play basketball with my 61 year old wife because they say she’s too rough.
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