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Chiefs Alternate History Madden Franchise: Can Joe Montana take KC back to the SB?
(https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=305907)
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"Good morning. As you know, Deion Sanders has been a huge factor in our 3-0 start. We paid a lot of money for the best free agent on the market, and fortunately that investment has paid off so far. I'd like to announce today, effective immediately, that Assistant GM Denny Thum has been promoted to Director of Football Operations for his role in the pursuit and signing of Deion Sanders. Around here we call him ThaVirus, because of his infectious personality. http://imgix.scout.com/63/632859.jpg...&h=413&fit=max Denny did a great job with Deion, and we look forward to his future role, that will in no way infringe on my ultimate power as President, General Manager and Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Chiefs. Denny brought us Deion, but don't forget that Joe Montana, Marcus Allen, Chris Hinton, Mark Collins, William White, Sam Adams, Lamar Smith, Quinn Early, Ernest Givins and Louie Aguiar are all here because of my insight and expertise, my raw power, as a pro football magnate. Also that Eric Dickerson signing was genius. The buck stops here, plebes." http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_...d_peterson.jpg |
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Week 4: Giants @ Chiefs
Can the Montana-less Chiefs survive Lawrence Taylor, Jessie Armstead, Keith Hamilton, Michael Strahan and OH GOD THEY ALSO DRAFTED BRYANT YOUNG. The Chiefs are going to play this one carefully, because fantasyland 1994 Giants elected to bench Dave Brown in favor of Bubby ****ing Brister. Defense can win this one.
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I'm not sure Montana has the arm to take this season. With ineffective play, you might have to play Bono down the stretch if this keeps up.
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Week 5: Cowboys @ Chiefs
It's literally the 90s Cowboys + Rod Woodson. BEAST. This isn't gonna be easy.
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Huh, who knew that Willie Davis was a proto-Julio Jones.
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He got past a slow safety and a CB with 87 speed. Joe rules.
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I remember in real life when I thought Greg Hill was going to be a Super Star. I bought so many autographed cards of his.
Now I can use those cards in my bike spokes to make it sound quick. |
THEIR DANGEROUS WIDE RECEIVER
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If you guys are going to make fun of Willie Davis I'm going to start posting his drops. LMAO
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Week 6: Chargers @ Chiefs
The 1-5 Chargers, who have "upgraded" from Stan Humphries to Chris Miller, and lost Anthony Miller to Buffalo, come to KC. This should be a beatdown amirite?
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That's a very Chiefs-like loss, lol.
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Week 7: Chiefs @ Colts
In the alternate NFL, the Colts re-sign Jeff George and he does not become a Falcon. So let's tee off on this bastard.
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That free blitzing corner totally ****ed up your shit.
Also, are the other teams using modern playbooks? |
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And yes, blitzes like that are an issue. Blitz pickup is terrible in this game, even with a guy who has AWR and PBK like Marcus Allen. Week 8: Broncos @ Chiefs Deion's back from injury two weeks early! Will he get hurt again? Will Elway/Faulk **** me hard? Click the spoiler tag and find out!
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iirc Montana was always excellent against the blitz.
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was he the first, second or the third option? :D
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The worst restaurant in San Francisco is better than the best restaurant in Kansas City.
https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...53&oe=593D51A3 You thumb your nose at 3 years, 10.8M, Steve? **** YOU. I'M TRADING YOU TO SAN DIEGO. http://i.imgur.com/irkhwGA.jpg |
FRANCHISE HIS ASS. THE TIMELINE MUST BE KEPT WHOLE
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What do you want to bet Montana doesn't retire? There's no way I'm paying Steve ****ing Bono $12 million or whatever though. Franchise/trade/rape twice a year. |
What is montana's overall still at?
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you probably still got another 2-3 seasons of him then.
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THIS IS WHY WILLIE DAVIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOWSER
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Week 9: Browns @ Chiefs
The Browns are only 3-5 this season but have some serious talent. Eric Metcalf, Derrick Alexander, Michael Jackson, Everson Walls, Anthony Pleasant, Michael Dean Perry and Jamir Miller...yowza! This isn't gonna be easy. In fact, strap in, because this was a wild one.
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Taking all of your snaps behind center does you a huge deservice, especially against strong front 7s.
It also seems that most of your passing yards come with huge bombs. Where is the WCO? |
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2. The west coast offense is alive and well. Keith Cash is my leading receiver. My second-leading receiver is Quinn Early, who hasn't caught a bomb all year. If I get Davis (or Birden) one-on-one with a slow corner who's pressing him, though, sayonara mother****er. I throw a lot of short crossing patterns, outs, corners and screens, and mix in the deep ball, often audibiling to a shot play if the opportunity presents itself. Allow me to break down the numbers for you: Quote:
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Week 10: Chiefs @ Eagles
Randall Cunningham! Herschel Walker! Mighty Mouse! This should be fun.
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Week 11: Chiefs @ Chargers
Since their unlikely win at Arrowhead, the Chargers have won three in a row to even their record at 5-5. I'm currently 8-2, and the Broncos are 6-4. This is a key game in the AFC West. https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...f1&oe=592C9E31 A loss, and everything tightens up. Get ready, because this game is going to be a rollercoaster.
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I am so happy you'll have to rely on Bono til the.... wait super bowl?
Hahahaha, good luck. |
Anders is mostly a blocker. I don't throw to the FB much. Once in awhile off play action. He is the first sub at third down back, that's why he had that screen pass TD.
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We're going to get the best of the '94 and '95 Chiefs in one postseason! I only wish kicking wasn't automatic. :( The challenge now is if I can hold on to my bye. I don't know if I can make it through two playoff games with Bono. If there's ANY pressure, Madden's ratings logic kicks in and his passes fly off target. |
Week 12: Raiders @ Chiefs
The Chiefs own the Raiders, and Steve Bono already beat them earlier this year. This one's as good as a W, right? The playoff race is tightening. https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...e1&oe=59381ACD
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Week 13: Jets @ Chiefs
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Week 14: Chiefs @ Bills
This one is for ALLLLLLLLL the marbles. The winner gets the No. 1 seed. Can OhNoBono run his record to 4-0?
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You ripped off 4 games in 24 hours? How long does a game take you to complete? Are you playing at work?
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valerio cutting like antonio brown
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I know this is not healthy but I can't stop. |
Enjoy it while you can.
When a woman moves in, this will stop. |
Ha! Says you. She works during the day, I mostly work evenings. WHEN THE CAT IS AWAY, THE MOUSE WILL PLAY.
Anyhoo.. Week 15: Pats @ Chiefs
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Week 16: Chiefs @ Broncos
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1994: End of season report.
NFL MVP: Rodney Peete (4,563 yards, 33 TD) Coach of the Year: Marty Schottenheimer Rookie of the Year: Marshall Faulk (1600 total yards, 15 total TD) Chiefs finish 13-3. Playoff seedings Quote:
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1994 Playoffs The Cowboys and 49ers had an epic wild-card shootout that ended in a 52-48 Cowboys win. Dallas faces Minnesota in the NFC Championship. The Colts take out Dan Marino before losing to the Bills. The Broncos go into Pittsburgh and win, bringing them to Kansas City for a rematch with Rich "The Cannon" Gannon. It's a doozy. <iframe width="800" height="450" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vkkeweuRZNk?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Probably time to adjust the pass rushing sliders
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They're fine. I just gave up 300 ****ing yards to Elway and Bledsoe.
If I take them down lower the pass rush is going to disappear. As it is, there are plenty of plays where the CPU QB is sitting in the pocket for 6-7 seconds. Let's be real. DT, Smith, Sam Adams, Ted Washington, Saleamua rotating in....that D-line is beast. |
The Donkeys not using a timeout on that final drive.
Terrible Andy Reid there. |
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I believe it. I'm just saying, I don't think any two players have ever combined for nearly 40 sacks in a single season. |
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Simmons & White: 33.0 (PHI 1992) Taylor & Marshall: 32.5 (NYG 1986) Dean & Board: 30.5 (SF 1983) Allen & Robison: 30.0 (MIN 2011) Thomas & Smith: 29.5 (KC 1990) Miller & Dumervil: 29.5 (DEN 2012) Babin & Cole: 29.0 (PHI 2011) Dent & Hampton: 29.0 (CHI 1984) ^ Glover & Johnson: 29.0 (NO 2000) ^ Strahan & Hamilton/Barrow: 28.5 (NYG 2001) Manley & Mann: 28.5 (WAS 1986) Merriman & Phillips: 28.5 (SD 2006) Swilling & Jackson: 28.5 (NO 1991) Smith & Paup: 28.0 (BUF 1995) ^ |
FYI, I agree those sack totals are a tad high, which is why I adjusted the pass blocking slider around Week 10.
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I've been wanting to download that roster but I can't login to EA. Can't figure out my password and I haven't used that associated email address in years.
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same here Dunit, I've been locked out of XBL and the marketplace for years. I cant even play the $200-dollars-worth of games that I purchased for 360.
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THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Bills @ Chiefs
There will be no good fortune of avoiding Thurman Thomas this time around. The Chiefs must face the Bills at full strength. Joe Montana returns. Can he lead KC back to the Super Bowl? <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/beT5Q699EMI?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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I've been out of video games for years so correct me if I'm wrong.
But this Madden gameplay looks good. Apart from just the graphics, players reactions look more real. Tackles look more authentic, the way players fall to the ground looks more real, player reactions after simple runs or big plays looks more authentic. Looks impressive to someone who doesn't know much about games anymore. |
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What's this download name?
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Hopefully moving to a new engine doesn't result in a huge new rash of bugs. |
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Madden runs on the Frostbite engine next year. It's going to look much better than this year. The jump from Fifa 16 to 17 which runs on Frostbite looks something like the jump from PS3 to PS4. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pvxXNUs4V1w/hqdefault.jpg |
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Hell yeah.
<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="ht" dir="ltr">TOUCHDOWN JOE VALERIO <a href="https://t.co/j1YOSaxZMX">pic.twitter.com/j1YOSaxZMX</a></p>— Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/838878814646206464">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/ClayW. (name withheld)">@ClayW. (name withheld)</a> Thanks Clay! You made my day! With this "5th TD" from <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeMontana">@JoeMontana</a> (virtual or not) I am only 192 shy of <a href="https://twitter.com/JerryRice">@JerryRice</a> <a href="https://t.co/BqZE6GyI26">https://t.co/BqZE6GyI26</a></p>— Joe Valerio (@joevalerio73) <a href="https://twitter.com/joevalerio73/status/839926253595553796">March 9, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/ClayW. (name withheld)">@ClayW. (name withheld)</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeMontana">@JoeMontana</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JerryRice">@JerryRice</a> That's ok! I was Steve other favorite receiver (haha) as well as his personal protector and escort!</p>— Joe Valerio (@joevalerio73) <a href="https://twitter.com/joevalerio73/status/839943060544978949">March 9, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
Did Dallas pack your crap in yet?
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He probably searched for his name and my tweet came up, or someone sent it to him.
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Tomorrow is Super Bowl Sunday!
I promise Joe will not get hurt this time. At least physically. |
A truly "Super" Bowl, fellas. Enjoy.
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What a game! Awesome commentary.
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Who can say. :) |
How did Denver have three timeouts left, take a sack with 15 seconds left, and not use one?
You also need to up the difficulty rating and change the sliders, because the defensive AI against you is god awful. |
How is the commentary so good?! That's just part of the game or did you edit something?
Joe has to come back.....right?! |
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LMAO. I just realized Jay Novacek broke hisself in the Super Bowl.
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Things I've learned about the 93-94 Chiefs I never knew doing this:
WR Eric Martin was a hugely disappointing free agent acquisition. The Chiefs probably would have won that playoff game against Miami if he hadn't been such a POS. Birden and Davis really did have shitty ****ing hands. If their hands had been 10% better the Chiefs might have hoisted a Lombardi. Dave Adolph ****ing sucked. He was blessed with the best combination of late 80s/early 90s Chiefs defenders and managed to make them look like Vermeil's Chiefs in the biggest games. Montana probably would have been a walking cadaver in 1995, but I bet he was more frustrated with Marty and the haphazard collection of offensive talent around him than his own body, not to mention the kicker that shall go unnamed. |
Lol at the people bitching about sliders and shit. It's just how the game is, you'll never get it perfect. All Madden is actually very hard to win on.
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Are you preparing for Chief football with Grbac?
Can't wait. |
THE 1995 OFFSEASON
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But it's all good, because...
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Hello, James Hasty and Chester McGlockton.
And how about Kevin Greene to go with Derrick and Neil? |
LMAO LMAO LMAO
I just signed Deion, Mark Collins and Ted Washington last offseason. I have almost no cap room, I'm set on defense, and Kevin Greene is horrible in coverage. A familiar face may be joining the team, though. :) |
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