Honorable mention: BOWSER!!!!

Where do be at da list?

The next two names have been sent to smaque....oh the burst they should create ROFL

A dribble from a two year olds nipple bottle has better burst than this thread.

Beats your threads sucking off Mormon guards

Definitely a top 5 CP moment

Not to this point it doesn't.

Lacks burst
2/10

Last year we only got through 27 names....10 thousand posts ROFL So yeah we won't have that kind of burst.

So, we're never gonna know who's compiling the list? Knowing who it is would definitely up the burst of this whole deal.

Right now only the list maker and I know who it is. He or she has chosen to remain anonymous.

Damn.....kinda sucks. I'll still sit back and watch the show though.

The way this shit is trickling in, it's got all the hallmarks of a Hootie "I did two names and now I'm disinterested" kind of thread.

Either that or it started to rain and the fire you were getting the smoke signals from has gone out.

I did a little experiment to see how many CP user names I could write in 5 minutes without looking at CP.
I got 73.

When logged back in I was slapping my forehead thinking how many I'd missed. If I'd had an hour I'd probably only come up with 230 or so.

Interesting...

Agreed. Because, if you do a slide show, I will club baby seals and penguins for the next 30 days....or until I'm tired.

piece of shit thread sucks

can someone take a shit and blog about it and save this garbage internet post?

**** you guys, I got shit to do.

I'll get to this when I feel like it.

So....How many have been done?

They just want to see where they rank ROFL You are doing great.

#99: Reerun_KC

When you're browsing the Planet, do you ever feel like you've read this before? It's probably because you have.

At least a thousand times.

I mean, how often do you dipshits need to be reminded that the Chiefs suck? One-and-done, parking lot is full. Sheep.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/042009/124110...ng-the-dog.gif

Yeah, that's right. I kicked your dog. Do you ever feel like you've read this before?

We will surpass your shitty thread by the end of the day tomorrow ;)

THREE

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Two and a half.

Which lead to Inmem pouting up a storm and posting fifty eight thread polls hoping there was someone on this board who likes him.

It's not going well on either front.

ROFL

Sorry man, bad weekend. Got shit to do.

I'll work harder, I promise.

I got a Mormon's work ethic and the body of a 5'9" offensive lineman. You have to like me.

CP was dying. It is up to us to weed out the weak.

#98: DaKCMan AP

Yeah, I know. I look like a front-runner. That's cause I'm awesome. I display my Gator pride prominently, because it's awesome. I'm also a fan of the Heat but nobody really noticed before LeBron came to town and won a championship. He's awesome. Hey, what do you know? Me and LeBron have something in common. I'm awesome too.

So yeah, I'm really a bandwagon jumper. That's why I threw that Rays logo in my sig and pretend to like the Chiefs. Street cred is awesome, just like me. Gotta make everybody think I "suffered" through the Tim Tebow era. National Championships suck. Joachim Noah's hair is awesome though. Just like me.

Awesome.

That kid is fat as shit and it's pissing me off.

Young billay?

It's pretty obvious he likes fish sticks.

Damn black and white film. Hard to tell if he's a ginger.

Hehe...he said weed...hehe

How is naming the top 101 going to help with that?

Shouldn't it be the bottom 101?

We're galvanizing the best and brightest, the people that have the mind power, energy, and creativity to really spruce this place up.

You know, guys like Inmem and Reerun.

ROFL

I hope you're on the list.

This isn't a top thousand

Don't tempt me....

You know you can't resist.

****ing do it....and the person compiling that list must not remain anonymous.

That was mean. Tomahawk is a good man. A stand up guy.

OK, I'm out of compliments...

You forgot "gives a good reach around"

I swear to god if HoustonWhoDat makes this list, I will blow up the internet.

Damn it!!!

*Accepting applications*

Please, there's no way I can keep up with the TOP 101, let alone the bottom 101.

Can we just stick with this?

It would be a new roast master after this one is complete.

Quit bickering. Kiss and make up

Why did the list of 101 start at 98?

It actually started at 102. Look harder.

"Buh gawd kang it's Saul Good's music"

Will everyone be pissed if someone is selected too high and clearly should have projected to be picked further up?

Are you suggesting we reached for the top 101?

Or were our picks simply pissed away?

Do we need to consult the Lexicon?

Ree Roy was a bit of a reach yes. King was a good value pick.

Naw, trade back to 101 if you can...

-King- was tough. Quality poster that weighs in on a large variety of topics. Very hard to stereotype.

Dude, you're UDFA material. You need a back tattoo.

I'm pretty sure the lexicon would say that when discussing CP posters, you're just reaching to piss away time.

I'm confused.

Milkman should roast the dumbasses...err the bottom 101

That would be classic.

"#101 - dumbass"

"#100 - dumbass"

"#99 - he's a dumbass"

"#98 - asshole, not as big of an asshole as me, but still an asshole"

"#97 - dumbass"

ROFL

I'm confusing.

Not a chance in hell.

Love that movie.

I wouldn't be nearly that clever.

Yes

You know, I haven't learned much on here over the years, but one thing I have learned is that there's a hell of a lot of movies I've never seen.

****ing Baby Lee.

Vital, after being so stupid as trading away 2 2nds for "x"

Milky have you ever seen Magic Mike?

FYI, the original comment was about Beethoven, the composer. The movie Anyong mentioned is actually about a ****ing dog.

And the GIF I posted is from the movie "Amadeus". :D

Time for a Magic Milk GIF.

No.

Anyong strikes me as an "Air Bud" kind of guy

It's his fault dude. He's seen every movie ever made. You can't talk about movies without him making you feel stupid.

Come to think of it, you can't talk about pretty much anything without him making you feel stupid.

Is that Air Jordan?

Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

2.

Gif him up smaque

I don't need his help to feel stupid.