**** YOU DONKEY!:p

Yeah!!! Only Charger fans are allowed on the top of DraftPlanet.

You lightning-bolted ****!!!!!!!:cuss::p

I was right about the Magic Bullet infomercial. It is possibly the greatest infomercial of all time.

:popcorn:

I also win this thread.

I'm masturbating right now.

Fap Material?

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Kerplunk

What's your problem bro?

It's time to kick this thread up a notch. BAM!

You talkin' to me?

.

I was right about Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Delicious.

I knew about cinnamon toast crunch before you knew about cinnamon toast crunch, which pretty much makes me way cooler than you.

Pffft. I was there before they put swirls of cinnamon sugar on every bite. I was there man.

Yeah, well Im ****ing coo coo for cookie crisps bitch.

Fruity Yummy Mummy laughs in your general direction.

Tony the Tiger says, "You're GAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

That's it. I am sending the Kix Kids to piss in your shampoo.

Yawn. Stretch. Sigh.

Feels good being on top.

Aaaaaaaaaand King O' The Mountain Top RECLAIMED!

Let me take everyone back...
The year was nineteen hundred and eighty eight...
This is the band -> KIX!!!
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If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

My head just exploded.

Ewwww...you like farm porn?

You sound like you have Elway's entire catalogue. Is there something you would like to share with the rest of the class?

Yeah, sure. What are you into? Dog? Horse? Pig? Hamster?

I'm more into bacon porn.

Move over bacon, now there's something meatier:

ROR's shaft.

Suck it, bitches!

meh

You're doing it wrong.

ALL wrong.

Yeah, 'cause you haven't been saying how awesome Bradford is.

Huh? You lost me.

I'm just flipping shit after what you said about the Rams.

Not pissed at you, just doing it in a dumb, weird way.

Dude, the POINT is; we didn't beat many( or any )world-beaters outside of SD, which was a divisional game in the most hyper-environment/scenario in all of Chiefsdom.

Like I said, I'm just flipping shit. I understand your point.

And hopefully, the Rams can be world-beaters this year.

Very well then.;)

Do you like Mr. Bradford over Mr. Sanchez?

Too early to make that call. By Bradford's third year, I should be able to answer that for you.

Hopefully, that answer begins with a B.

;)

We'll see!

I was right about pork chops and mashed potatoes.

I will be right about Zorn and his greatest efforts being for naught with the Un-Polishable Turdling.

I was right about feeling much better after a good poop this morning.

OMFG i haven't taken a shit this morning! WTF?!?

Fiber?

I was right about Lou Reed.

Heroin?

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I like hearing Groucho Gottfried.
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The explanation of coffee at 4:00 is a classic:

Speaking of coffee, I was right about coffee. Coffee should be used only as a means of waking a person's ass up. Personally, I do not enjoy the taste of coffee but I need it to awaken me from the shadows of the night (Pat Benatar reference bitches). I bet you are going to reply, "Crush, if you do not like the taste of coffee, then drink that 5 hour energy stuff." My response to that is, "If I wanted to take legalized speed, I would just OD on the GOOD Sudafed." I think I will stick to my coffee to wake me up in the morning. Damn kids and your fancy shmancy energy drinks. Also, I am back on top bitches.

Speaking of dreams, I got a blow job from Jeri Ryan last night as well as a taint tickle:

I WIN.

Or did you?

My third wish is for more wishes.

What did you say about coffee that you were right on?

I have been drinking coffee for the better part of 45 years.

I love the taste of coffee, drink it throughout my day.

It, however, does nothing to wake me, and neither do those "fancy shmancy" energy drinks.

If I'm feeling lethargic or lazy, the only remedy is activity.

I win for the second year in a row!!!
YAY!

Assuming the Throne...

Yay!!?

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK in the saddle agaiiiiiiin!

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

You guys need to stop being dicks.

BANG-BANG!

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Woooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damn he was great today. 66 yards rushing! 117 yards on 11-17 passing!

Trade for this kid?

5,000 posts on a rival message board...
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