He's just pissed the last skinny girl he dated dumped him for being a shitty tipper.

You think she is plump? Really?

The following pic is from the accidental porn link on twitter thread. Too skinny?

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Nope. You can have Nicki Minaj. Ill take that one.

You are in the wrong place then. Here in Hawaii there are lots of skinny girls. And go to Asia and most of them are. You live in a place where they fry pretty much everything, even veggies. But Missouri isn't representative of everywhere.

Yeah I know. I love Asian women. They usually have great body types

That one looks unhealthy, anorexic even. Her legs look like bones.

Sounds like you have a very skewed view of whats considered acceptable among most adult males... its not skinny vs fat, its the total package... its how they carry it, their bone structure, is her face pretty and butt attractive regardless of build?

Personally, I get turned on by literally all types.... heavier, super skinny, inbetween, big tits or small tits etc... but honestly, you sound a lot like Omaha in that only the most thin, modern model-type specimens appeal to you.

You're what, late 20's to early 30's?... I bet your tastes gradually change to where someone that isnt a wowser now, will be later on.

You know, if its between that and some 5 ft 5 150lbs chick that doesnt work out. Ill deal with it.

Yeah. We're just gonna have to disagree.

Absolutely. Thata whats so fascinating to me. It appears the older you get, the fatter you like them. I think that is a function of the average shape most people are as they age. As you age, you naturally begin to become less in shape and in turn your tastes turn to fat chicks. That is my theory.

She seems nice.

Your theory is bogus, plenty of us older guys are still fit... yet we dont have to have Calista Flockhart anymore, either.

Its not the body one has, its the mind that only age and experience provides.

nah, you're just being shallow..common for a young guy...you won't be as judgemental later in life.

Old guys like fat chicks.

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Deal.

Skinnier than I prefer, but she is still extremely attractive

Except it does to the extreme fatties that call themselves curvy

To you, she is. I dont find her attractive at all.

I don't either. Not at all.

I want to buy her some food.

She's not looking too bad here...

Would.

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Still don't want the little tramp.

This.

Still want the little tramp.

You can do a lot of fun things with short skinny chicks, like spin them around like a Sit n Spin.

Miley, Miley, Miley, what the hell are you doing??? :rolleyes:

She is looking more and more like a white trash meth skank

Some of these are very NSFW

I believe she just blew her last nut of fame.

All this and no sex tape yet? :shake:

Yawn

Miley has what it takes...to be what? A skanky whore?

She's trying to follow in Madonna's footsteps, sans talent.

She's a kid trying to express herself. She needs to find her safe space which coincidentally is in my guest room. ..

Gross

LMAO

She should do some porn and get it over with.

I was thinking yuck, but ya.

Why is she Morphing into The Bieber?

Seems like a blast in bed.

She went right on past Bieber and has become Ellen DeGeneres.

Holy hell.

:Lin:

FMB will be along shortly to scold you and inform you that girls who look like teenage boys are sexy.

Her fingers are gross as ****

I'm wondering if I'd tap that.

Man, you just know that skunk box has already had a lot of miles out on it.
I'm thinking I'd have to be a bit drunk and using a condom made by BF Goodrich and dipped in rubbing alcohol. I would still feel the need to get tested afterwards. She'd be the first to give someone a VD by breathing on you.

I would probably pound the shit out of it.

When I was younger, I would have. Now, I don't think so...not because I've never done worse, but that just doesn't appeal to me anymore.

It's like she goes out of her way to un-sexy any natural gifts she might have.

she has the potential to be pretty cute.. but she rather be "provocative".. and she sucks at it.

Madonna managed to do both.

<-- Still has the SEX book, although all the ringlets broke a long time ago.

since we are talkin blondes.. you know who I always thought was just out right sexy.. Jewel.. wish she would have spiced things up.

Jewel had some great boobs.

This. Her great cans made up for that testicle shriveling voice.

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now that's a fine-lookin' woman!!

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You beat off to Vanilla Ice!! ;)

Your and idiot.

Agreed, but that doesn't change the fact that Hannah Slutanna is gross as ****.

By the way, welcome back. :D

It didn't even twitch. Gotta be pretty nasty for me to be grossed out at nude pics of 20 something year old. Congrats Miley

So many of these young starlets have NO idea how to be sexy and sultry like the glamour stars of years ago.

They only know how to be slutty THINKING it's sexy. They have no clue.

Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, and so many others look dirty as in they need a good bath, brush their teeth, clean under their fingernails, and scrub their feet.

Madonna was getting bottomed out by imported dudes on the reg, I bet this chick is scared of the D IRL. Nothing sadder than a fake ass, Hope Solo's butthole wannabe.

I mean... I'm not trying to be a buzzkill, but have you all thought that maybe she's not trying to be sultry/sexy whatever and meet the expectations of the male gaze? Maybe she's just portraying an image that she thinks is interesting?

It's possible. She could also just be a dumb **** looking to keep her name in the headlines.

Nasty meth skank.

I mean... she hangs out with Wayne Coyne and smokes loads of weed, eats a shit ton of hallucinogens, and snortst massive amounts of coke. She's definitely wacked out and trying to be "artsy" these days. Not sure she really gives a shit about keeping herself in the headlines.

Gotta agree. She does nothing for me.
Looks like a skanky whore you'd see on the corner.

If you can't go to any dirt-neck bar and land a gal who licks her own hairy armpit...well...

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A possibility. Or she is trying to be shocking to get attention to keep her career going. It is hard to go from teen pop star to adult and remain popular.

I think she is crazy like a fox. She would be long forgotten if it weren't for antics like this. Instead she keeps raking in the money.

Despite what the guys that only date supermodels :rolleyes: are saying, she looks pretty good in this picture. If they didn't know it was Miley Cyrus they would probably say she looks good. But they have to play to the crowd since it is popular to bash her. Internet badasses. :facepalm:

Yep.


Besides, I am easy. I have done better and I have done much worse.

Hmm...so far so good

\\pfft. I married a model, my middle daughter models and makes her look like what she is. An embarrassment.

If she wasn't famous, she'd be average.

She reminds me of Hootie with tits.

Yeah, we only WISH we could hook up with a chick with hairy armpits and cigar breath who's wearing frogg toggs and a giant black strapon. What a hottie.

She wants to slip you a Roofie?

FYP

Uhh....if you're gonna make claims, might as well post the pics.

She's not even average as is.