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Simplex3 01-11-2007 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Glad to hear it. I'm the Planet peacemaker you know.
You really should get your hearing checked. We said the Planet would chip in to get you a PACEMAKER.

:skip:

Simplex3 01-11-2007 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
lol...you have to do a search of their names, they were awesome..:D
I linked the dog poo thread and the final badgirl beatdown thread. Just finished re-reading them both, those are friggin great.

2112 01-11-2007 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
lol...you have to do a search of their names, they were awesome..:D
I saw that one thread..that guy Matrix was a hypocritical asshole..I got to see Phobia/Iowanian/Halfcan/Valiant all throw down some serious shit on that guy Matrix..that was some funny shit..

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by bill parcells
I saw that one thread..that guy Matrix was a hypocritical asshole..I got to see Phobia/Iowanian/Halfcan/Valiant all throw down some serious shit on that guy Matrix..that was some funny shit..
You'll love the one that starts with "What's the buddy list do?". That may be Iowinian's best stuff.

chiefs4me 01-11-2007 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I linked the dog poo thread and the final badgirl beatdown thread. Just finished re-reading them both, those are friggin great.






Qs is too funny, and I think he still pops in from time to time....ROFL

2112 01-11-2007 10:00 PM
GEEZ..a nOOb Jet fan is in the lead on ChiefsPlanet :redface:

I have a reputation to maintain,Damnit!!! :cuss:

2112 01-11-2007 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You'll love the one that starts with "What's the buddy list do?". That may be Iowinian's best stuff.
I saw that one too..that was some funny shit also..

Skip Towne 01-11-2007 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You really should get your hearing checked. We said the Planet would chip in to get you a PACEMAKER.

:skip:
Well, DUH, I'm trying to be the elder statesman and you show up with that.

FAX 01-11-2007 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill parcells
I saw that one thread..that guy Matrix was a hypocritical asshole..I got to see Phobia/Iowanian/Halfcan/Valiant all throw down some serious shit on that guy Matrix..that was some funny shit..
The funniest thread of all times, at least to me, Mr. bill parcells, was one where this guy named "skinbra" went after Mr. Iowanian.

In fact, I laughed for so long after reading that thread, I finally decided to log on as a user. Up to that point, I was just lurking around. I'm still unsure who "skinbra" was, but the thread was absolutely hilarious. I don't know where that thread is, or how to find it, but if you can locate it, it's well worth a read.

FAX

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill parcells
GEEZ..a nOOb Jet fan is in the lead on ChiefsPlanet :redface:

I have a reputation to maintain,Damnit!!! :cuss:
It's like when the fat guy wins American Idol or the reerun is voted prom king.

2112 01-11-2007 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX
The funniest thread of all times, at least to me, Mr. bill parcells, was one where this guy named "skinbra" went after Mr. Iowanian.

In fact, I laughed for so long after reading that thread, I finally decided to log on as a user. Up to that point, I was just lurking around. I'm still unsure who "skinbra" was, but the thread was absolutely hilarious. I don't know where that thread is, or how to find it, but if you can locate it, it's well worth a read.

FAX
''skinbra''..interesting..I will have to check and see if I can find that..Thanks FAX

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX
The funniest thread of all times, at least to me, Mr. bill parcells, was one where this guy named "skinbra" went after Mr. Iowanian.

In fact, I laughed for so long after reading that thread, I finally decided to log on as a user. Up to that point, I was just lurking around. I'm still unsure who "skinbra" was, but the thread was absolutely hilarious. I don't know where that thread is, or how to find it, but if you can locate it, it's well worth a read.

FAX
Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=27035

FAX 01-11-2007 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
ROFL

That's the one.

Thanks, Mr. Simplex3. Absolutely hilarious. Especially Mr. Iowanian's reaction.

FAX

crazycoffey 01-11-2007 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
ROFL

That's the one.

Thanks, Mr. Simplex3. Absolutely hilarious. Especially Mr. Iowanian's reaction.

FAX

That was good, skin was an idiot. I had a hard time reading it

chiefs4me 01-11-2007 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3




did you use search or do you save certain threads..

2112 01-11-2007 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
ROFL
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
oomap loompa doopidee do
I've got a brok-en english
story for you.

what do you do, when yur legs ur too short
to reach your camel for ur fav o rit sport
you get yourself a reallly tall stool
and hope you don't get dog-knotted and look like a fool.

what do you do when your foosbol tem is a mess
wear a hog nose -and- a short ladies dress.
what do you do when the redskins team sucks

you use camels for dates and for trucks.
like the skinwins doompa doopma doopadee do.
ROFL

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
That was good, skin was an idiot. I had a hard time reading it
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT[/skinbra]

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
did you use search or do you save certain threads..
Nah, I happened to see that when I was dredging up those two earlier ones.

Oh, and...

BAKED BEANS!

FAX 01-11-2007 10:17 PM
The HOOOOOOOOOOOOTT stuff is hilarious. I also liked the "pooostcard" or whatever it was called.

I always got the feeling that Mr. Iowanian was somewhat taken aback by "skinbra" who, apparently, just came out of the blue, but Mr. Iowanian came out firing anyway.

ROFL

FAX

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:27 PM
Man, I miss Slayer Diablo. That guy was great.

Simplex3 01-11-2007 10:32 PM
I wish I could find that pic Goatcheeze made of Slayer's face on the pope.

Al Bundy 01-11-2007 11:14 PM
Ahem..? No GoldenKnight?

Simplex3 01-11-2007 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight
Ahem..? No GoldenKnight?
Who?

Hootie 01-11-2007 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Fairplay
Hootie is the type of guy who, say you are in a bar talking about the chiefs, He would be the one with his voice raised, argueing his point.
Then if you debated him, He would raise his voice even more, stick his finger in your chest and keep argueing with you until you had enough and walked away.
to a t

crazycoffey 01-12-2007 02:14 PM
Did everyone already finish voting for thier favorite n00b of 06?

I was just curious when the celebration starts for the winner.

chagrin 01-12-2007 03:57 PM
I think it was over at 4:16 am yesterday

Simplex3 01-12-2007 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
Did everyone already finish voting for thier favorite n00b of 06?

I was just curious when the celebration starts for the winner.
You are so not getting the Skip Apprenticeship.

.

2112 01-12-2007 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You are so not getting the Skip Apprenticeship.

.
You just gave away who you voted for too.. ROFL ;)thank you

Simplex3 01-12-2007 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by bill parcells
You just gave away who you voted for too.. ROFL ;)thank you
Hell, I would have admitted that anyway. You have the thing I like most in a n00b: an ability to take a beating, laugh it off, and come back out swinging. That's the right stuff around here.

Simplex3 01-12-2007 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Hell, I would have admitted that anyway. You have the thing I like most in a n00b: an ability to take a beating, laugh it off, and come back out swinging. That's the right stuff around here.
Of course so does crazycoffee, and truth be told I think I hate him less than you. It's too bad he was left off the poll.

Speaking of, what f**knut made this poll?

PastorMikH 01-12-2007 04:19 PM
I'd vote for Bill Parcells but I struggle voting for someone that roots for another team over the Chiefs.


I guess I could vote for whichever nOOb sends me the most positive Rep (Hootie need not apply, she's been way too anoying irrigardless of how much rep she sends).




*[Legal Disclaimer]PastorMikH reserves the right to not base his voting decision soley on rep.

Simplex3 01-12-2007 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
I'd vote for Bill Parcells but I struggle voting for someone that roots for another team over the Chiefs.
The Jets really aren't a team are they?

crazycoffey 01-12-2007 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You are so not getting the Skip Apprenticeship.

.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


sorry, couldn't help it

I just wanted to bump the thread without saying "bump" like a gaywad

Simplex3 01-12-2007 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


sorry, couldn't help it

I just wanted to bump the thread without saying "bump" like a gaywad
Next you're going to tell me your cat is lost, aren't you?

crazycoffey 01-12-2007 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Next you're going to tell me your cat is lost, aren't you?

Nah, I'm done pushing my luck.

Simplex3 01-12-2007 05:33 PM
What is it with people and buying absolute crap? I have a guy who's going to pay me for 10 year old laser disc player and 6 crappy movies. WTF? I was going to throw it away and then I thought "hey, I wonder if it works?". Sure enough it did, so I put in on Craig's List and I have two buyers in 3 hours.

Jeez people.

BucEyedPea 01-12-2007 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
What is it with people and buying absolute crap? I have a guy who's going to pay me for 10 year old laser disc player and 6 crappy movies. WTF? I was going to throw it away and then I thought "hey, I wonder if it works?". Sure enough it did, so I put in on Craig's List and I have two buyers in 3 hours.

Jeez people.
What I wanna know is if you eventually got carpel tunnel syndrome from folding the family laundry? :p

Skip Towne 01-12-2007 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
The funniest thread of all times, at least to me, Mr. bill parcells, was one where this guy named "skinbra" went after Mr. Iowanian.

In fact, I laughed for so long after reading that thread, I finally decided to log on as a user. Up to that point, I was just lurking around. I'm still unsure who "skinbra" was, but the thread was absolutely hilarious. I don't know where that thread is, or how to find it, but if you can locate it, it's well worth a read.

FAX
Best thread ever. And Iowanian was at work and couldn't fire both barrels.

Simplex3 01-12-2007 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea
What I wanna know is if you eventually got carpel tunnel syndrome from folding the family laundry? :p
You were re-reading those old threads yesterday too, huh?

greg63 01-12-2007 06:20 PM
Bill Parcells


That is all.

Simplex3 01-12-2007 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by greg63
Bill Parcells


That is all.
Where the hell have you been young man?

JBucc 01-12-2007 06:33 PM
I voted for Bill Parcells to. Hamas is the only one that competes as fat as aroundedness but he's an ass and Bill is nice. So Bill wins.

greg63 01-12-2007 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Where the hell have you been young man?
…A couple of different jobs with different shifts. Plus I was having internet problems. But I finally found my way back, much to phob's chagrin :D

Simplex3 01-12-2007 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by greg63
…A couple of different jobs with different shifts. Plus I was having internet problems. But I finally found my way back, much to phob's chagrin :D
I'm sorry.














...that you're back.

greg63 01-12-2007 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I'm sorry.














...that you're back.

LMAO

...Me too.

burt 01-12-2007 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JBucc
I voted for Bill Parcells to. Hamas is the only one that competes as fat as aroundedness but he's an ass and Bill is nice. So Bill wins.
Change your avatar, I keep thinking that you are me.....

burt 01-12-2007 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dale "Fat Fingers" Mercer
Change your avatar, I keep thinking that you are me.....
or I am you....

chiefs4me 01-12-2007 09:03 PM
I voted for the underdog...you know, being a chiefs fan and all..

crazycoffey 01-12-2007 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
I voted for the underdog...you know, being a chiefs fan and all..

The underdog vote, well thank you :thumb:

http://mud.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2415230596

BigRedChief 01-12-2007 09:19 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Cowbell.jpg

chiefs4me 01-12-2007 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
The underdog vote, well thank you :thumb:

http://mud.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2415230596





so sorry, but I don't know who you are..

crazycoffey 01-12-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
so sorry, but I don't know who you are..

I'm the real underdog for this poll, I was just trying to mess around.

DomerNKC 01-12-2007 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
What is it with people and buying absolute crap? I have a guy who's going to pay me for 10 year old laser disc player and 6 crappy movies. WTF? I was going to throw it away and then I thought "hey, I wonder if it works?". Sure enough it did, so I put in on Craig's List and I have two buyers in 3 hours.

Jeez people.
perhaps i could put my virginity on craigs list.

chiefs4me 01-12-2007 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I'm the real underdog for this poll, I was just trying to mess around.






as I was..

ILikeBigTiddys 01-13-2007 12:29 AM
What, I Like Big Tits dont get any votes? Thats a bunch of horse chit.

el borracho 01-13-2007 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I wish I could find that pic Goatcheeze made of Slayer's face on the pope.
What? It is in the 10 pm thread, posted last night or the night before.

BWillie 01-13-2007 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
Man, I suck........
We're tied, it's a nailbiter. I didn't vote for myself though :D

I want to know, what 2 crazy people would vote for a douchebag like me? What were you thinkin?

SPchief 01-17-2007 01:29 AM
Only 4 days left to vote

luv 01-17-2007 01:31 AM
Hmmm...bill parcells has a demanding lead. The DC folk had better hurry up and get they're vote in for BEP.

Anyong Bluth 01-17-2007 01:44 AM
Uh... ??? When were the 05 votes polled?

Who won?

SPchief 01-17-2007 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cocina_Basement
Uh... ??? When were the 05 votes polled?

Who won?


Uh...... not you

BWillie 01-17-2007 02:01 AM
I'm only 37 screen names created by myself away of winning. Sheizer, doesn't look good.

luv 01-17-2007 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Cocina_Basement
Uh... ??? When were the 05 votes polled?

Who won?
Maybe this should have been called The First Annual "n00b" of the Year - 2006.

SPchief 01-17-2007 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Maybe this should have been called The First Annual "n00b" of the Year - 2006.

Hey, when I started this thread, it was 3 in the morning and I was playing poker. I didn't have the time to come up with the best thread title. It was hard enough just posting the poll.

Bugeater 01-17-2007 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BWillie007
I'm only 37 screen names created by myself away of winning. Sheizer, doesn't look good.
Just log out, vote as a guest, clear your cookies and vote again. Repeat until you get the desired poll results.

Anyong Bluth 01-17-2007 02:10 AM
well, no shit I didn't win. I was just wondering.

I read a lot more than I post, but I do enjoy everyone on here and did at least suggest The Hunt Club for renaming The Lounge.

Guess I'll have to get another account for '07

Halfcan 01-17-2007 03:30 AM
fixed

Fairplay 01-17-2007 05:17 AM
FirstDownSamie reminds me of another poster.

I think useing a different name.

chagrin 01-17-2007 06:30 AM
haha, this thing let me vote twice

2112 01-27-2007 02:54 AM
This poll is closed...I think 'Hamas Jenkins' wins..

crazycoffey 01-27-2007 02:56 AM
I'm still upset I didn't at least get an honorary mention.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-27-2007 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Vos
This poll is closed...I think 'Hamas Jenkins' wins..
Sorry, sir, but I must defer to the true winner, unless there is a Vanessa Williams-esque controversy.

crazycoffey 01-27-2007 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Sorry, sir, but I must defer to the true winner, unless there is a Vanessa Williams-esque controversy.

will the real bill parcels please stand up, please stand up

2112 01-27-2007 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Sorry, sir, but I must defer to the true winner, unless there is a Vanessa Williams-esque controversy.
LMAO

You are always entertaining Hamas

SPchief 01-27-2007 03:05 AM
In the year 2007 on Friday the 26th of January. It is now declared that the best n00b of 2006 is Bill Parcells/Vos. This was decided by the comunity of veteran posters, known for thier inntelict and wit, of Chiefsplanet. Congrats to all that competed and we look foward to the new crop of n00bs that come along in the new year.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-27-2007 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Vos
LMAO

You are always entertaining Hamas
fuck man, after going to the ytmnd site on Scientology in the Cruise thread, some of the starch has been taken out of me tonight. That and I lost the Nat'l Ch. game on NCAA '07 tonight. Heisman level. USC beat me 42-30....fucking punt returner laid one on the turf that broke my back :cuss: :cuss:

2112 01-27-2007 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
will the real bill parcels please stand up, please stand up
The poster formerly known as bill parcells is right here..and on behalf of bill parcells,I would like to thank everybody who voted for me....long live Vos! :clap:

crazycoffey 01-27-2007 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
In the year 2007 on Friday the 26th of January. It is now declared that the best n00b of 2006 is Bill Parcells/Vos. This was decided by the comunity of veteran posters, known for thier inntelict and wit, of Chiefsplanet. Congrats to all that competed and we look foward to the new crop of n00bs that come along in the new year.




Again, I detest that I wasn't even mentioned, put your distain aside, and recognize greatness when you see it.

crazycoffey 01-27-2007 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Vos
The poster formerly known as bill parcells is right here..and on behalf of bill parcells,I would like to thank everybody who voted for me....long live Vos! :clap:


YOU, You are also Bill, when did that happen????


JK

2112 01-27-2007 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
fuck man, after going to the ytmnd site on Scientology in the Cruise thread, some of the starch has been taken out of me tonight. That and I lost the Nat'l Ch. game on NCAA '07 tonight. Heisman level. USC beat me 42-30....fucking punt returner laid one on the turf that broke my back :cuss: :cuss:
I can't wait until you sign on as ''Roger Vick'' on a Jets board next year ROFL

Just the thought of your verbal 2x4 going ape shit over there makes me LMAO


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