Hee Hee hmmm.. let's see (as I twist my l'il pigtails), ummmm. Linebacker? Did I get it right? Did I? Did I?

You seem to be very unintelligent. I don't think you have a JD.

Nahh. I save my legal prowess for intelligent people.

Think what you like, big boy.

ROFL

Wrong.

The correct answer is "Sideline and Special Teams Extra #91."

I do believe this gal can hold her own with you guys ! ROFL

You go girl ! :thumb:

I didnt have the heart...thanks, Psi.

Oh... and let's see.. an H-back. Oh gosh. I think I know, but (tee-hee) I'm not sure. Would it be a hybrid position that combines skills of a fullback, tight end, and even wide receiver. Am I right? Am I right?

"Sideline and Special Teams Extra #91." ?
Geesh, that's not what his paycheck says.

That google is awsome, aint it?

anybody have any popcorn?

Ohhhhhh.

You're his "Pretty" Woman.

Oh, you had to look it up? Thought so.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!!!!!!!!!!!`!!!!!!~!!!!!11

ROFL ROFL

And yet another classic of the 'I know you are, but what am I' school...

Ok, my turn...

Im rubber you're glue..... :rolleyes:

So Rich Scanlon is an H-Back?

When he's not doing missions work in Afghanistan.

I don't see her wilting or backing off.


Damn, I'm too busy today for this.... gotta get back to work.

Kiss Kiss. Love you KCtitus.

After Rich Scanlon of course.

I find myself strangley aroused when someone drops in and pulls the pin on the "you guys are too stupid for me to use the full might of my brain" grenade. The last East Coast Attorney who came in with that attitude came back with his hat in his hand, asking for the Jar with his balls and scalp back.

Your avatar should definitely be Jay Leno's "Mr. Brain" character.

http://www.gymnastics.ca/photos/02commonwealth/sy-techduet/!can0028.jpg

I have a way of arousing men. Glad to have helped.

I enjoy the fact that we have our very own Brenda Warner here to keep us entertained. I must say this thread was fun.

Happy Endings........$25
JD........................$125,000


You're going to have to watch out for Tendonitis to pay that off.

"SAY HELLO TO THE NEW QUEEN OF YOUR BOARD!"

There are ways around the tendonitis.

"ways around tendonitis"

What..........Lockjaw?


I'm typing with 1 hand tied behind my back.

I think I'll back on out and wait for the Varsity.

I remember holding my own at that age. ROFL

Yall boys better listen and learn your lesson from Scanfan, because she knows more about the guy then any of you bozzos do and if she tells you he's good than she knows he is.

I only know what i know from seeing the very little of him i have seen in to tell you the truth i was impressed with him alot.

Maybe you could rephrase that. I don't like the implications.

Hey, I dont give a F! his proclivity in the sack, thank you...

why is scatfan all over this scrubs jock?

Guess who has seen more of him then you have?

Roy Roy Roy .... :shake:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

:hmmm: KCScanlonStalker?

Scatfan? Typing problems?

The fact that a poster either shares thanksgiving dinner with, or more likely lays down for a player, doesn't exactly give them exlusive rights to judge what they do on the field.

The fact that he might have a swollen knuckle that makes for a fabulous shocker, or a pecker so crooked he could pee around a corner have no bearing on his ability to make a tackle in the open field, or wrap up a ball carrier with explosion and good technique.

I can understand why someone with a personal relationship with a player would be more "sensitive" to criticism, but I can also see how a player might not be too keen on someone in thier lives acting like a vegas Escourt online too.

no

Oh **** you Iowanian.
Did you ever watch Rich in college?
Didn't think so.

How does a Vegas Escourt act?

That's almost as good, if I may say so myself, as the KCGammonStalker I suggested for goatcheese.

I am not against this guy. I just dont see what anyone sees in him. If he couldn't get himself off our practice squad with our pathetic LB corp that tends to make me feel like he isn't that great.

The option works in college too.

great, he was playing people at his talent level. He's in the pros now. He's a nobody. Lucky to make the team.

Thats the funny thing...the worse Mitchell does the worse it makes Scanlon look because as bad as our starter is Scan is not good enough to replace him.

Embaressing.

Excuse me, but was this sarcastic?

Actually no. KC. That wasn't. You're catching on. My sarcasm flies out the window when I am equated with a Vegas Escourt.

Objection your Honor.

Badgering the Iowanian

You'll have to forgive the witness for not watching much of the Powerhouse that is Syracuse in Football.

I've just been sporting with you, like a cat does a rubber mouse........You don't have to be so Contrary.

no way will you last long around here.

Overruled. Sit your ass down.

Is that like an Escrow?

Scanlon's poor football ability is no reason to go on this board and not be funny.

As Rich Scanlon goes, so go the Chiefs

ROFL This thread definitely needs to be placed in the Hall Of Classics.

:LOL:

Thanks for being gentle...I hope to keep her around for a while.

What? You're going to decline roy17's advice and not bow to the football accumin of a girl?

That's funny because I don't recall ever even hearing his name when he was in college.

I've been around since he was signed. Not going anywhere. How sweet.

Syracuse lost to Temple this year and was one Pitt loss from going to the BCS bowl. Damned if they could have used Scanlon to put em over the top!

now.......who was it again, that mentioned that they had "ways to arouse men" and didn't have to worry about tendonitis?

I understand that you're not here much, and must only read the Scanlon threads, but I'd encourage you to find a better way to approach people.

I've said I don't have anything against the guy, and I'm sure you're one of his favorite Girlfriends. I hope he's the next Dick Butkis, but you'll have to pardon me for waiting until he proves it, given the poor performance of the LBs he's BEHIND on the depth chart.

I have fought the power....

It feels like 45% of my total post count has gone to trying to show how depth charts and football teams are run in relation to this guy but...whatever.

I am in off to class. Going to go get my learn on!

Hey! Scanfan's back!


(I'm always a little behind the curve.)

So that means you will leave when he is cut right??

Or if he gets shipped off to Europe and gets dominated you will join a Frankfurt Galaxy board and be not funny on their message board right??

Ya??

Didn't he already get cut once?

:LOL:

For the record, Rich if you happen to read this, I support all our players 100% and I sincerely hope you turn out to be the second coming of Dick Butkus. We all want all our players to succeed.

But, when someone comes to the board acting like this they are just asking for it...

Yehp...thank God for that expanded practice squad roster otherwise, it was fuggin Chrysler plant here he comes!

Yeah, but that was before Vermeil realized he needed someone else to make Mitchell and Beisel look GOOD....hell, I woulda voluteered for the job.

Think about it, "fat, slow 41 yr old teacher makes Chief's squad as fourth string MLB." Think of the human interest potential and angle of that story..... :p

Iowanian, **** you. You basically called me a whore. That is entirely different from sexually charged banter.

And, your repeated fallbacks on how Rich allegedly isn't cut out for the NFL as a defense to calling me a whore do nothing but make you look like the peckerhead you are.

He's a rookie free agent. Everyone said he won't make it past camp. He did. Everyone said he won't make it off the practice squad. He did. You don't know what the **** he is capable of because they haven't really played him. They haven't played him because he is new, and for some god foresaken reason, DV thinks that playing a shitty vet is somehow a better move than giving a rookie a chance. Bullshit. The team loses anyway. So, take a chance.

That said, he wasn't perfect when he started college, but he became captain, a leader, and a damn good linebacker who moved from the outside to the inside. He's a very smart man. And, I know personally, how hard he works.

Is that you Rich?