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Titty Meat 04-11-2024 10:36 AM
You ride da whip I ride da dick

Kman34 04-11-2024 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17478144)
I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Fail thread material…

BryanBusby 04-11-2024 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by neech (Post 17478234)
Call Brown & Crouppen, that's easy money they'll make you.

Pro-tip...walk with a limp.
Walking with a lisp is a guaranteed settlement.

Demonpenz 04-11-2024 12:25 PM
It is now known as yelloh

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-11-2024 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc (Post 17478093)
I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.

Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around.

Said it happened to him several times.

I didn’t ask if he consummated anything.
Close 'em and hose 'em...

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-11-2024 02:03 PM
kind of like Instacart, before Instacart...

DJay23 04-11-2024 07:41 PM
One summer when I was a kid, my mom and sister and I were painting the trim on the front of the house. The Schwann's man stopped and my mom got off the ladder to talk to him about her order. I pretended to flick my paintbrush at him as a joke. Paint actually came off and hit him in the back of the head. My sister and I almost fell off our ladders laughing. Then he rubbed the back of his head with his hand, smearing it in his hair.

That's my Schwann's story.

RockChalk 04-11-2024 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc (Post 17478093)
I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.

Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around.

Said it happened to him several times.

I didn’t ask if he consummated anything.
I also watch porn


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