I went ThreeBag.

The odds overwhelmingly favor Dartgod cutting himself free from his own parachute trying to use that thing. Look at those videos - that ain't exactly a precision weapon, especially for someone that's just learned how to use it.

In free fall with all that adrenaline and trying to get a giant whippy object on target....nah. Dartgod's gonna cut his own risers or his lines and he's gonna end up getting eaten by gators as he pretty much free falls into a swamp.

But you could just as easily blind yourself with it.

No one is doing anything while parachuting ROFL Ridiculous

It's a ground battle in a swamp of gators. They are both dead. No one is using that sword whip thing without months of practice.ROFL

While he is wrapped up in his flimsy sword/whip I skydive in and Bowie knife the **** out of him. then the Asian whores and I can have a shitfest, shower shits for all

It seems like whoever wins the match will immediately lose to the swamp full of gators...

That sword is worthless in in the air. Freefall more worthless. Could not control parachute with it. Would cut rope.

Both contestants die in the swamp though.

I'm the one in the blue suit. Threebag is the unfortunate sap that ends up with no parachute.

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Monkey Wrench for a back up weapon?

When the fanboats arrive at the landing spot out in the swamp, Dartgod is fighting off gators with the urumi and threebag02 is nowhere to be found. Rescuers did find the baseball bat, though, which will go up on Dartgod's wall as he moves to Round 2.

That's the shits

This has it all....Weaponized diarrhea....free fall skydive, whips, bats, crazy women screaming(just like real fights)

Once the chute opens, dartgod can swing the razor whip, cut some of the chords on 3bag's chute and he spirals to his pending dent in the ground.

Hey no lip from the dead guy! :D

A razorwhip against a parachute? Ez...


Edit... Assuming both have a difficult time landing blows during free fall where no weapon is all that great... threebag only really has an opportunity to whip the bowie knife and hope like hell for a hit. The razor whip has a much greater reach so the likelihood dart can land a blow is greater. that said, I'd think it'll come down to when they deploy chutes... threebag can only really try to hit the chute itself but dart can go for the cords from further away... I can't fathom how 3bag wins this.