When I was a kid, my family came very close to moving to California. And by that, I mean of course the town in Missouri named California. I'm kind of glad it didn't happen just because of the inevitable confusion it would cause when telling people where I'm from.

We have conferences here and no one who comes from out of town knows it's in Missouri. The confusion and subsequent jokes were funny the first 50 times or so.

**** off

Question: Missouri can't maintain an NFL franchise, why is that?
Answer: Because Kansas City has been so shitty nobody realizes they're in Missouri.

I tell people I'm from Nevada, and get corrected. Um, the town existed first, mother****er. The state got it wrong.

Get this man into the red!!!

EAT SHIT BIYCH!!!!!!

Answer: False narrative.

...it started a Conference

Ironically relevant to this conversation was when driving out to Arrowhead I pass the Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Always found that amusing.

I like everything about Kelce other than his taste in women. That show he did shoulda been call Kelce's Skanks.

So... totally off topic, but I just saw this video of Kelce... What are the chances that Dontari Poe's TD pass was inspired by this play?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_uXHFXVxolg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

His current, non-reality-tv girlfriend seems nice.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl.../kayla%20kelce

He's a fucking moron, but he's good at football.

Kelce is classic ESFP Jungian personality type...my ex's brother had the same traits.

https://www.16personalities.com/esfp-personality

I find it funny now that I live in CA when I tell people I'm from KC they always ask if I'm from the MO or KS side. I feel like people out of the area distinguish between the two more so than people living there.