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Sassy Squatch 04-19-2017 06:42 AM

Some analysts are predicting an NFL return. You'd have to think a shambling corpse of a TE would be in high demand.

Skyy God 04-19-2017 06:44 AM

It's being speculated this was a clever ploy by Belichick.

Once dead, the state is forced to release him. Then BB can reanimate him to play in 3TE sets or the slot.

Source: LewRockwell.com

KCUnited 04-19-2017 06:45 AM

There went BEP's fantasy team.

NewChief 04-19-2017 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 12830428)
There went BEP's fantasy team.

I was struggling. This is masterful. Bravo.

journeyscarab 04-19-2017 06:49 AM

Maybe he was a Michael Hutchence fan?


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Pennywise 04-19-2017 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12830407)
He was innocent and falsely accused/Asterix

Nah. Amornix didn't even remotely defend what he did.

I didn't think AH was smart enough to plan his suicide on the same day as the Pats visit to the WH.

Frazod 04-19-2017 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 12830412)
Great news but this seems awful suspicious.

I suspect seeing his kid in the courtroom and knowing he'd never see her again outside of a prison visiting room made him snap.

Whatever the reason, I'll take it. One less murderous shitbag needlessly living out the rest of his useless life on the taxpayer dime. They should install nooses in the cells of every lifer to make the decision easier for them.

Rain Man 04-19-2017 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 12830399)
He was still doing life without parole

In true Patriots' fashion, he exploited a loophole in the rules that allowed him to cut a life sentence down to only five years.

Frazod 04-19-2017 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12830443)
In true Patriots' fashion, he exploited a loophole in the rules that allowed him to cut a life sentence down to only five years.

You win the internet today! LMAO

booger 04-19-2017 07:12 AM

i didn't know the recent trial was a hung jury.

Pogue 04-19-2017 07:12 AM

Way to hang in there.

Amnorix 04-19-2017 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by cmdrzman (Post 12830382)
The taxpayers thank you

How do you hang yourself in a cell? Whats there like a steel bar across the ceiling or something?


No. The press release said he hanged himself with a bedsheet. On sports talk radio this morning, a former correction's officer called in and said there is nothing to swing from, so his feet would have been on teh floor. Essentially, he put himself into a position where he was choking but could have stood up or whatever at any time, but sucked it up and got through it until he passed out and then asphyxiated.

And yeah, good riddance. Dumb **** had the world at his feet but decided to be a gangbanger.

Amnorix 04-19-2017 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12830407)
He was innocent and falsely accused/Asterix

He was a serial murderer, thug, asshole and deserved everything he got.

The story is a tragedy, but only because of what he had and threw away.

Amnorix 04-19-2017 07:25 AM

This is a GREAT, but long, read, if you have any interest.

https://www.si.com/longform/2016/aar...-dj-hernandez/

Amnorix 04-19-2017 07:28 AM

Even after all this -- Hernandez was only 27 years old. He would be hitting the prime of his career now.

When he was drafted and already playing very well in his rookie season, he was THE youngest player in the NFL.


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