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keg in kc 02-11-2017 01:47 PM
Lotion. For both of them.

Chief Northman 02-11-2017 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12736974)
A pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she don't like the slippers she can go **** herself.
Well thought out plan sir.

FlaChief58 02-11-2017 01:57 PM
Same as every year. Nothing. I show my wife I love her every day, if she needs flowers and candy to believe I love her after 23 years together, then I may need to re-evaluate our relationship

eDave 02-11-2017 01:59 PM
Masquerade Ball tonight in Scottsdale. Dozen red roses and a dozen white lilies and chocolate covered strawberries delivered to her office on the 14th. These will be two separate deliveries so the girls in her office are going to hate her. I ****ing love this woman.

Oh, and penis.

eDave 02-11-2017 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 12736992)
He's very lucky.
She's paying her half.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2017 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12737097)
She's paying her half.
ROFL

She does have something planned but I am not sure what. Should be interesting because her surprises are great.

eDave 02-11-2017 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12737102)
ROFL

She does have something planned but I am not sure what. Should be interesting because her surprises are great.
See, that's really nice. A thoughtful gift for you. Much better than a $50 gift card to Bass Pro Shop.

Can't believe you actually found someone. :D

eDave 02-11-2017 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 12737013)
I was never a fan.

Then my dad died on V-day and was even less of a fan.

I've always preferred to find random days to come home with flowers and breakfast...
Man. Aren't you a cloud on a sunny day? :)

Hope you have a peaceful day, Raush, thinking of your dad.

In58men 02-11-2017 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12737107)
Can't believe you actually found someone. :D
I'm sure she'd call authorities if she were able to untie herself from the chair

Buehler445 02-11-2017 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 12737056)
Surprise sex is an arbitrary act of love
Yeah, we try to work stuff in on trips and go on dates sometimes. And of course sex. But we do it because we love each other not because the calander says, "HEY BUEHLER445! WASTE MONEY!"

Rausch 02-11-2017 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12737109)
Man. Aren't you a cloud on a sunny day? :)

Hope you have a peaceful day, Raush, thinking of your dad.
I'm a random 68 degree day in february.

Ignore V-day.

Pick a day your wife/woman doesn't expect and take her breakfast, juice, and a flower then.

Buy her something on YOUR birthday (yes, I did do that this year.)

That actually means something...

Indian Chief 02-11-2017 02:30 PM
We once made the mistake of going out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Holy shit, that was the last time. Restaurants are packed and can't wait to turn over the tables.

Rausch 02-11-2017 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Indian Chief (Post 12737135)
We once made the mistake of going out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Holy shit, that was the last time. Restaurants are packed and can't wait to turn over the tables.
Your best option is to be busy that night and plan something afterwards.

Every other gall is fat on chocolates and feeling bad and two weeks later your wife eats some lobster and feels like a princess...

Hammock Parties 02-11-2017 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12737107)
See, that's really nice. A thoughtful gift for you. Much better than a $50 gift card to Bass Pro Shop.

Can't believe you actually found someone. :D
I come from fine german genetic stock. Nature was always on my side.

Just needed CP to uninstall the JW programming...

Oh and getting my teeth fixed didn't hurt :D

Rausch 02-11-2017 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12737158)
I come from fine german genetic stock. Nature was always on my side.

Just needed CP to uninstall the JW programming...

Freeeeeeeeee-dooooooooom!:cuss:

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